The cameras scan the arena. The crowd is more sparse than it has been in the past. The show is not a sell out by a long stretch but the arena seats are still packed with die hard fans of the growing federation.

Tammy: Welcome one and all to another great show. On the card tonight is the continuation of the first round of the Tag team Tournament and we see four great teams going at it tonight.

Buck Ansome: We sure do, first up is the new team Whore�s on Parole and they will be going at it against the unlikely team of Portia and Jeanette Lansdale.

Tammy: That is going to be a barn burner right there. Lansdale and Van Buren are not the best of friends nor to they try to present the appearance that they even tolerate each other for all we know they may start beating the hell out of each other.

Buck: Tammy this team of Van Buren and Lansdale have their problems but I think that both women ARE professional enough to lay aside their differences and approach this tournament in a strict business manner. Get in there and take care of business. I think this team can go all the way.

Tammy: (Looking impressed at Buck�s insightful analysis) Well, Buck it seems you are coming around.

Buck: Well, I would love to see Cynthia and Betsy have their way with a naked Jeanette Lansdale.

Tammy: That....ladies and gentlemen is the Buck I am accustomed to. In our second match, we will see the Mitchell Sisters square off against the Daniel Sisters. And unless the Mitchell�s are prepared to bring the house to include the kitchen sink, this has the potential t become a one sided beat down.

Buck: Hell, Sophie and Cynthia could bring the neighbor�s house along with theirs and there�s still no hope for them. They will do their usual and end up striped naked and on their backs. they are just cannon fodder to launch the Daniel Sisters into the next round.

Tammy: I have to agree with you there Bucko, short of the Daniel Sisters being involved in a horrible car accident that killed both of them on the way to the arena tonight, there is no way the Mitchell Sisters can win here tonight.

Buck: OH MY GOD THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT! CHRISSY!

Tammy: Ummmm no, Buck I was just saying that...

Buck: OH MY GOD CHRISSY�S DEAD? WHAT OF THE WORLD TITLE!

Tammy: Buck calm down, I was just alluding to the fact that...

Buck: (Starting to cry) Fans this is horrible how c-c-ca-an ....w-w-w-we .....the fans...g-g-g- go on without our d-d-d-dear...beloved World Champion....Chrissy...Chrissy.....Ch....Chrissy Daniel.

Tammy: OOHHHHH KAYYYYY, first up though is a singles match involving a new comer, Baby Gurl and she struts her stuff against Desire the Naughty School Girl.

Buck: I can�t believe Chrissy�s dead.

Tammy: Oh brother.

Suddenly, there's a burst of feedback over the PA system, and then "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet blasts from the speakers. BabyGurl steps between the curtain, wearing a white tank top and a black lycra thong, and black leather motorcycle ankle boots. The male contingency in the crowd is notably appreciative of the league's newest competitor as she struts down the aisle to the ring. Slipping between the ropes, she jumps to the top of a corner and raises both arms into the air, hands clenched into fists, and shouts a war cry to the cheering crowd.

Tammy: Here is Baby Gurl and she appears ready to take care of business.

Buck: (After seeing Baby Gurl mount a top rope and begin to bump and grind for the fans.) I can�t get over Chrissy...but I will drive on, it is my duty.

As Baby Gurl dances seductively for the crowd Alice Cooper�s rock anthem �School�s Out� begins to tear across the arena�s sound system. The Babe-O-Tron shows video footage of Desire The naughty School Girl doing what she does best....ripping into Sweet Caroline. The crowd responds with a roar as The School Girl from Toronto Canada emerges at the top of the ramp in her familiar plaid skirt, white top tied around her just below her blow her nicely shaped breast and white knee high socks and platform Mary Janes finishing the ensemble. She struts to the ring as the fans scream their approval.

Tammy: It seems Desire is the betting man�s favorite tonight.

Buck: As she is hot as ever.

At the sound of the bell the two women rush each other and meet in the center of the ring. They both grab a handful of hair and begin trading punches. Desire gets the early upper hand as she begins jerking Baby Gurl around the ring while issuing a salvo of punches to the back of her head and in between her shoulder blades. Baby Gurl falls to her luscious backside and Desire begins hauling her around the ring by her long raven locks.

Buck: Look out! Catfight right from the start!

Tammy: All technical wrestling skills have been thrown right out the window here! Desire and Baby Gurl are tearing into each other!

Desire drags Baby Gurl into a corner and yanks her to her feet. baby squeals as her hair pulls tight against her scalp. Maintaining control of her opponent by a handful of hair, Desire begins pounding Baby�s head into the turnbuckle. The crowd begins counting aloud with each blast into the turnbuckle. After the count of seven, Baby slams an elbow into Desire�s bread basket and returns the favor seven plus one. Baby releases Desire and The Naughty School Girl staggers around the center of the ring holding her forehead as the crowd hits their stride roaring with approval of the match�s progression thus far.

Baby Gurl pauses and shakes the cobwebs out of her head and attacks a stunned School Girl. She rakes her nails down the back of Desire causing the naughty school girl to arch her back and scream in pain. As Desire grabs at her back, Baby Gurl grabs her by her hair and unloads with a wicked punch to her kidney that staggers Desire and almost drops her to her knees, the only thing keeping her from falling is Baby Gurl�s grip on her long flaxen hair. Baby Gurl spins The Naughty School Girl around and is immediately brought back to reality when Desire pops her dead center of her face with a vicious right. A kick to the shins of Baby Gurl causes her to release the blond hair of her opponent and bend over grabbing her shin and closing her eyes in pain.

Tammy:Whoa! Desire just unloaded on Baby Gurl! She slammed that platform heeled shoe right into Baby Gurl�s shin! That�s gonna leave an ugly bruise.

Buck: Man, I did not expect a match like this! These two women are really going at it! I guess Desire no longer has the desire to be the league�s whipping post.

Tammy: Neither one of these two wild cats are showing any sign of backing down.

The punch from Desire is enough to stun her and allow Desire a window of opportunity to regain some measure of control as Desire slams her platformed heel down on Baby Gurl�s foot and then follows that up with rocketing a kick deep into Baby Gurl�s crotch taking her off of the mat and depositing her in a heap upon her return. The crowd screams their approval as Desire bumps and grinds over her fallen opponent.

After playing up to the, largely, male crowd, Desire reaches down and pulls her foe to her feet and fires her into the far ropes. Baby hits the ropes back first and flies back at a waiting Desire who delivers a less than perfect - - as the timing is a little off - - drop kick that glances Baby Gurl�s chest but still lands with enough force to plant her on her butt. baby Gurl is the first to her feet and is immediately on top of Desire. She grabs Desire and tries to return the favor and Irish whip her into the ropes, but The Naughty School Girl reverses the baby Gurl�s effort and fires her once more into the ropes. This time Baby Gurl is more ready for what is coming and seeing Desire bend forward to early, she grabs onto the top rope and hangs on. Her momentum is stopped and she immediately rushes in and delivers a snap kick to the chin of The School Girl. the impact force of the kick is so strong that Desire�s head rockets back taking the rest of her sexy body down with her. Sensing her opponent is down and out Baby Gurl rushes to the fallen angel named Desire and drops down on top of her and hooks her leg for the pin.

1...

2...

3...

Buck: Baby Gurl has her!

Tammy: NO! Desire kicks out in the absolute last moment.

Buck: Baby Gurl is pissed! She�s screaming at the referee and clapping her hands together. She�s insisting that the count was too slow!

Tammy: The count was right on, she just didn�t take all of the fight out of Desire.

Desire lies at the knees of Baby Gurl, for all intents and purposes, she needs smelling salts. Baby Gurl grabs a handful of Desire�s hair and twists it around her hand. Without warning, Desire reaches up and rakes jams tow fingers into the eyes of baby Gurl causing her to scream out in pain and release the hold on Desire�s blond hair. Desire kicks her legs up and wraps them around Baby�s head and pulls her down locking her legs back into a makeshift match book pin and trapping Baby�s shoulders to the mat.

1...

2....

KICK OUT.

Both women roll away from Like two cats, they circle each other on their hands and knees with their luscious asses in the air.

Tammy: Desire needs to watch her timing. Twice in this match her timing was off and on one occasion it almost cost her the match.

Buck: I tell you Tammy, these two vixens are evenly matched; this match could go down to the wire.

Tammy: Hell we may not even have a winner time may expire on these two.

The two hellcat rise to their knees and lunge at each other screaming. They lock onto each other�s hair and begin pulling and jerking each other. Finally, Baby gets the upper hand and pulls Desire to the mat and mounts her chest. She begins delivering punches to The School Girl�s face and head. Rather than cover up Desire reaches up and yanks down on Baby Gurl�s tank top tearing it from her body. She sinks her talons into Baby Gurl�s exposed tits and Baby Gurl shrieks in pain.

Baby Gurl stops the pugilistic assault on Desire and grabs her wrist trying to pry them from her perky tits.

Buck: OH YEEEAHHHH! HERE WE GO! I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG WE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT!

Tammy: Oh geeze Buck, come on and try to concentrate.

Buck: Believe me Tammy I am concentrating.

Seeing that prying and pulling at the wrists of The Naughty School Girl is only causing more harm than good. Baby Gurl grits her teeth and fights through the pain and grabs a hold of Desire�s top. She begins yanking furiously at the top and it finally begins to give way. The sound of two women screaming and ripping cloth brings the people to the edge of insanity and with one final heave ho the top gives way and suddenly the lights go out and the arena is bathed in complete darkness.

Buck: THERE IT IS WE GOT TI....WHAT THE HELL!

Tammy: Uh-oh Chrissy Daniel is here, no telling what may happen.

Scrambling is heard in the ring as Desire and Baby Gurl quickly roll to their feet and assume defensive positions.

Desire: Did you do this?

Baby Gurl: Bitch I�m in here wit your skank ass, how tha hell am I gonna do that!

Desire: Well, I didn�t do it! You got my back here though...right?

Baby Gurl: Yeah, until all of this is straightened out then I�m kicking off on yo ass again.

Suddenly the arena is bathed in an eerie red ominous glow as the Tri-Cova hits the Babe-O-Tron. The crowd responds with a roar of thunder, a roar not heard for several weeks. The opening strains of �Revolution Calling� by Queensryche rips and tears through the speakers at ear bleeding level.

Tammy: IT�S THE TRI-COVA!!!! IRENA MALENAKOVA IS BACK!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

Buck: I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONE! CHRISSY DANIEL RAN HER OFF! SHE HAS NO BUSINESS HERE! SHE IS INTERRUPTING A MATCH THAT IS ON THE VERGE OF BECOMING ONE OF THE MOST HISTORICALLY SIGNIFICANT MATCHES IN FAWN HISTORY!!!

The Tri-Cova is suddenly replaced by the words:

L I W A
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION
TELEVISION CHAMPION

W P W A
TWO TIME WOMEN�S WORLD CHAMPION
TWO TIME WOMEN�S TAG TEAM CHAMPION
MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPION

C T W
TWO TIME WOMEN�S WORLD CHAMPION
WOMEN�S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION

G W O
X - DIVISION CHAMPION

F. A. W. N
WORLD CHAMPION........T....B....A

The multi-octave voice of Queensryche front man Geoff Tate begins to spill out of the arena sound system.

�For a price I�d do just about anything
Except pull the trigger, for that I need a pretty good cause�

The Babe-O-Tron then springs to life again as LIWA flashes across the screen followed by the words SHEA LONDON. Those words are quickly replaced by a video stream of Irena lifting the former FAWN Champion up into the air dropping her with her with a devastating choke slam, The Ice Maiden�s patented finishing move more commonly known as The Revolution.

EVA RODRIGUEZ
Video footage of The Ice Maiden firing the Latino Pit Bull into the ropes and catching her by the throat and violently nailing her to the canvas with The Revolution is seen.

BRANDY CANNONDALE
LIWA footage of Irena�s arch enemy and the LIWA�s number one heel being lifted high into the air and driven deep into the canvas via The Revolution flashes across the screen.

RANDOM VRMANICHEK
The muscle bound Polish Spitfire is next seen hoisted high into the air and deposited to the canvas through courtesy of The Revolution.

TIFFANY LANE
The former BRA Champion and blond bombshell is seen on the receiving end of a particularly hard bone shattering rendition of The Revolution after her run in with Irena in an LIWA ring.

�Then I heard of Dr. X, the man with the cure
Watch your television something�s going on for sure�

In like manner scenes from the WPWA follow, Raven LaCroix, Wanda �The Big Cat� Jones and Joni �Hot Rod� Harrison all fall to The Ice Maiden�s Revolution.

�Got no love for politicians or that crazy scene
DC is just a power mad town.
But the time is ripe for changes, there�s a common feeling
That taking a chance on new kind of vision is due�

Video footage of the GWO is seen and male wrestlers, Rhuid and J.C. Sharpe along with the females, Denise Wyatt the Canadian Beauty and Laura The Queen of Extreme are seen on the business end of The Revolution

The crowd becomes louder when suddenly F.A.W.N appears on the Babe-O-Tron and morphs into CHRISSY DANIEL....an S slowly begins forming at the end of Daniel and the footage of Irena holding Chrissy high in the air by her throat only moments after destroying Shea London for the F.A.W.N World Title is seen.

�I used to trust the media to tell us the truth
But now I see the pay off
Everywhere you look
Who do you trust
When everyone�s a crook.�
The footage shows rapid fire multiple angle shots of Irena driving a topless Chrissy Daniel into the canvas.

�There�s a....
Revolution Calling
Revolution Calling
Revolution Calling you.....

The Babe-O-Tron shows a close up of an unconscious Chrissy Daniel with the F.A.W.N World Title lying next to her. Spit runs out of her mouth and as the camera pans back her body begins to convulse.

�I�m tired of all this bullshit they keep selling me on TV about the Communist Plan.
While all these shady preachers are begging for cash and giving their secretaries the slam.
They�re all in Penthouse or Playboy Magazine with million dollar stories to sell
I guess Warhol wasn�t wrong, fame�s 15 minutes long
Eveybody�s using someone to make a sale.�

A flare travels the distance of the arena and explodes at the top of the entrance ramp into a bright white light. Once the smoke clears the Ice Maiden is seen standing there with a 2x4 slung over her shoulder. She is dressed in a pair of form fitting denim shorts that ride extremely high and offers to all in attendance just a hint of the Working Class Hero�s luscious back side. A low cut cobalt one piece g-string suit is under the shorts and a pair of thigh high black velvet stiletto heeled boots completes the ensemble. Irena throws her arms out to her side and slowly rolls her head back sniffing the air and taking in the blood, sweat, tears and turmoil that abounds in the F.A.W.N arena.

The Tri-Cova replaces Chrissy�s visage and the word REVOLUTION flashes repeatedly on the screen. The crowd approaches rabid level and begins chanting I-RE-NA...I-RE-NA...I-RE-NA. Irena begins walking down the entrance ramp, her eyes like to cocked Colt .45s. She stares at the ring like a predator moving in for the kill. Her breast shake and her one piece strains to hold them inside, her ass bounces and her shorts begin to ride up. The crowd becomes ravenous as Irena approaches the ring with eyes as cold and lifeless as doll eyes.

In the ring, Desire The Naughty School Girl and Baby Gurl begin to prepare themselves for the intruder. For a moment Desire considers running as she remembers the horrific beat down she received form Irena months previous, but she looks at Baby Gurl who knows who Irena is but is wanting a shot at greatness. Desire finds courage and feeding off of the crowd motions for the Ice Maiden to hurry up and come get some.

Tammy: HERE COMES IRENA AND IF DESIRE AND BABY GURL ARE SMART THEY WILL VACATE THE PREMISIS!

Buck: SHE HAS NO BUSINESS AND BESIDES SHE WOULD BE REALLY STUPID TO ENTER THE RING AND START SOMETHING WITH TWO WOMEN!

Tammy: MY GOD IRENA IS STRIKING QUITE AN IMPOSING FIGURE, SHE IS ALMOST SEVEN FEET TALL IN THOSE HEELS

�I used to think that only America�s way was right
But now the mighty dollar rules everybody�s lives
Gotta make a million
It doesn�t matter who dies.�

Irena walks steadily to the ring, her eyes never leaving the objective. She slides under the ropes and the Desire and Baby Gurl immediately descend on her with kicks and stomps. Irena rises to her feet, drops the 2x4 at her feet and does not give the kicks and stomps another mind. She fires a kick deep into the sternum of Desire and a plants a fist into the grill of Baby Gurl. Both women fall to their knees and Irena pulls them to their feet by their hair and launches them into the far ropes, on their return trip, Irena catches both women by their throats and lifts them high into the air. They each grab at her wrist and kick their feet wildly. A look of horror fills Desire�s eye�s as she knows what is coming up, their fate is sealed.

�Revolution Calling�
BAM! The ring shakes as Irena plants both women deep into the canvas with The Revolution. Baby Gurl hits with such fury that she bounces in the air and flips like a pancake 180 degrees. Both women lie in the middle of the ring unconscious.

�Revolution calling
Revolution calling you.....�

The music fades as Irena rises and parades around the ring accepting the overture coming from the crowd. like Julius Caesar marching into Rome. She mounts each corner and rises her hands high into the air and the people begin chanting her name.

She walks to the center of the ring and calls for a microphone and is quickly handed one by an alert stage hand. She raises her hand and the crowd immediately grows quiet. Irena looks over her shoulder at the bodies of Desire and Baby Gurl.

�Just a moment....I have to take out the garbage.� Irena drops the microphone and pulls baby Gurl to her feet and tosses her out of the ring. She then turns to Desire and gives her the same treatment. both women lying on the cold concrete at ringside.

Irena scoops up the microphone and looks at the crowd, �Armstrong, you are my first opponent in the ring in over a month. Trust me, you are the most unluckiest person in the world. The sins of Chrissy Daniels and Cadillac Van Buren are going to be visited on your sorry mullet ass. I�m not even giving you a second thought. Whores on Beach Patrol, I�ll say it slowly for you so you can keep up with me, cross......my path.....and I will.....snatch one of you....by your ankles.... and use her.......to beat the other....within....an inch of her life. �

The crowd responds with thunderous roar and Irena closes her eyes and takes in the moment.

�There is a lot of talk running around here. Chrissy Danielssssss has taken The Ice Maiden out, The Ice Maiden is scared to return, The Ice Maiden is Chrissy Danielssssss� bitch.�

Irena looks ringside and stares at Buck, �Anybody wants to say that....feel free to come into the ring and say it to my face�.

The crowd responds with a roar and Buck begins to squirm into his seat. Irena�s gaze remains fixated on the F.A.W.N announcer. �Anyone who desires to feel the impact of The Revolution feel free to come in here.

There is a lot of talk going on about how great the IFWF and BRA were, why they both gave us Shea London, Jeanette Lansdale and Chrissy Danilessssss and two of those three have felt the sting of The Revolution. So, I must say that I fail to see the greatness of those two organizations. The Ice Maiden has compiled a combined list of champions of those two feds, Evonne Carmikel, Jackie Frost, Sherry Ann, Tiffany Lane, Darling Katie, Lisa Dream, Akira Hawaga, Cassie Hopkins, Candi Bratton and the two lists go on and on.� Irena crumbles the paper and tosses it over her shoulder.

�It is no wonder that these two federations are the poster child of inferiority and have fallen into oblivion, neither one has ever featured The Ice Maiden. So....out of the goodness of her heart, The Ice Maiden is making an open challenge to any of these has beens, if you truly want a shot at immortality then feel free to step your mullet ass into the ring and The Ice Maiden guarantees that she will personally knock 6 and a half inches of shit out of each one of you. Shea London you were in BRA and you and The Ice Maiden crossed swords in the LIWA the result of which everyone here just saw, your dancing partner Tiffany Lane crossed swords with me and felt the hammer blow of The Revolution twice, Chrissy Danielsss......� The Ice Maiden walks over and picks up the 2x4 she laid down when she entered the ring; she pauses and the crowd waits with baited breath for the ice bomb that The Champion of the Common Man is about to drop.

�Chrissy Danielsss, The Ice Maiden knows you�re here because she can smell the odor of filterless cigarettes, malt liquor and dandruff shampoo.� Irena lifts the 2x4 off of her shoulder and holds it up for all to see then she points it to the ramp. The piece of wood is seen up close on the Babe-O-Tron, on it are written two words in black, �UGLY STICK.�

�Chrissy you know what the hell this is!�

Irena pauses and points the microphone to the crowd and the crowd responds in unison, �THE ICE MAIDEN SAYS!!�

Irena smiles, � IT�S THE UGLY STICK AND I THINK YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! BUT THE ICE MAIDEN HAS NOT A PROBLEM WITH DRAGGING YOU TO THE WOODSHED AND LAYING THE WOOD TO YOUR MULLET ASS!�

The crowd reaches near riot level and begin to press at the barricades.

�THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF ICE MAIDEN FANS WANT TO SEE YOU LYING ON YOUR BACK, IN THE RING AND DANIELS TRUST ME ,WHEN I AM FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE RIDING ONE OF THOSE GO GET EM SCOOTERS AT WAL-MART WITH YOUR MULLET ASS SISTER WALKING NEXT TO YOU HOLDING YOUR DROOL CUP. DANIELS, I WILL HAVE THAT BELT AND I GIVE LESS THAN A DAMN IF I TAKE IT FORM YOU OR ANY OTHER MULLET HERE! THE BELT IS A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA....ITS THAT PIECE OF YOUR ASS I WANT THAT IS PARAMOUNT....YOU OWE ME A POUND OF FLESH....., A POUND OF FLESH, NOTHING MORE AND NOTHING LESS..... As for the F.A.W.N World Title....I�m putting the entire roster on notification. I don�t care if I have to go through the entire roster a dozen times over. As far as The Ice Maiden is concerned, there are no more friends....there are no more alliances.....�

With that Irena tosses the microphone over her shoulder as �Revolution Calling� once again hits the arena�s speakers. She and mounts the top and middle rope of each corner and throws her arms out to her side. Her head rolls back and her long raven locks cascaded down her back. She closes her eyes and bathes in the warm accolades of the crowd.