TAMMY Deville: Welcome F.A.W.N Fans!!!! Do we have a match for you! It�s the first round of the Tag Team Title Tournament and here we will see Demetria Andrews and LaKeisha take on Shea London and Kylie Sanders.

Buck Ansome: And this match should set a F.A.W.N record for the fastest pin ever scored!

Tammy: Oh come Buck! Shea and Kylie are great competitors and will give thses Ghetto Blasters a run for their money

Buck: How can you say that! They are smaller and besides LaKeisha OWWWWNSSSS Kylie.

Tammy: Well Kylie has a damn good partner in our former champion Shea London. And here we goooo with our first team coming to the ring!

As Christina Aguilera's "Can't Hold Us Down" begins to pump over the arena sound system, LaKeisha Bates and Demetria Andrews make their entrance at the top of the ramp. Ft. Worth's Nubian Princess and the Brooklyn girl stand there for a moment, legs slighted parted, hands on indignantly on their hips as they disapprovingly view the crowd. LaKeisha is a vision in baby blue: a mesh bikini top, matching thong bikini bottoms that exhibited the entirety of her long, shapely legs and exquisite glutes, and finally matching boots. Demetria, meanwhile, looks exquisite, smooth ebony skin already almost glistening under the lights, her not exactly tall frame perfectly filling her burgundy bikini.

With a flip of her long dark hair, Demetria begins to saunter and jiggle her way to the ring. Her movements are almost primal, each stride exuding both supreme confidence and an undeniable sensuality. LaKeisha remains a half stride or so behind her cousin, her movements much more elegant. Her walk is more of a sashay down a Paris runway.

Reaching the ring, Demetria pulls herself on the apron and then slips into the ring. LaKeisha is right behind her, slipping one leg inside the ring. Then, with one leg on either side of the ropes, LaKeisha bends at the waist, and with one exquisitely slow and smooth motion slides her torso into the ring, allowing one lucky portion of the crowd a wonderful view of the weapon she planned to later use to guide Demetria and herself into the next round.

Standing in the middle with her arms outstretched above her head, both sport expressions of supreme confidence. Neither is not phased by the setting, the crowd, or their opponents. Sauntering into the nearest corner, Demetria drapes her arms over the top rope, casually awaiting her foes' arrival, while LaKeisha stifles a yawn.

The soft strains of the opening of Blur's "Song 2" waft through the arena. As the song kicks into life with the first "Woo hoo!", two women step out onto the ramp: the British Bombshell, Shea London and Iowa's Girl Next Door, Kylie Sanders. The diminutive Kylie - tousled, shoulder-length, cinnamon-hued hair bobbing as she bounds down the aisle - slaps hands with most anyone she can reach. A bubbling mixture of excitement and nervousness keeps her taut little body in constant motion. For the second week in a row, Kylie has forsaken her tradition ring togs, Sanders once again in a black, cotton muscle shirt, her little biceps, for lack of a more modest term - bulging; below - yellow-gold satin boxing shorts curve just beneath the taut roundness of her buttocks, the shiny softness clinging tightly.

For her part, Shea too has gone with a change, although not quite as drastic. In her case, she has simply reversed her color scheme: a deep red sports bra and a pair of matching bikini briefs, the Union Jack in all its glory across Shea's brassiere, no mutiny for her bounty; the remainder of her outfit, a pair of stylish, blue wrestling boots. The British Bombshell is all smiles, darting down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as she does so. Halfway to the ring, Kylie's meets a gaggle of ghetto girls and boys, a pair holding up signs complimenting the other, if not Kylie and her partner. One read, "There once was a Rump, it be shakin'/Kylie's cheeky face, it be takin'/Of that there's no lie/Should be hers with cow pie/Of that there is simply no fakin'," while its companion offered the following: "Her head in a whole, must be Shea/She picked the wrong partner today/A moron with Ky/They're both going to die/But at least she'll get a good lay." Kylie shakes her head and veers right where several pockets of the Kylie Corps await. She'd heard all of that before, and indeed had felt a good portion. But tonight was going to be different. It had to be. Kylie jumps to the apron, her bare feet slapping the canvas, and bends her way over the middle rope, the crowd roaring its approval.

Reaching the ring, Shea climbs onto the apron and, gripping the top rope with both hands, propels herself up and into the ring, her cat-like agility on display, the crowd erupting. As she settles into her corner, testing the elasticity of the ropes, her mind continues to contemplate her upcoming opponents. They were a tough double bill, LaKeisha especially. But Shea had faced bigger and badder than both, and still managed to emerge victorious. Kylie hops in place, her hazel eyes darting through the crowd. She shadowboxes to burn off some excess nervous energy waiting for the inevitable fade of Blur.

Shea and Kylie stand in their corner and LaKeisha and Demetria in theirs. Shea and Kylie appear to be trying to figure out who is going to start the match as well as finalizing tonight�s strategy. LaKeisha and demetria appear to be becoming agitated at the apparent stall tactics being employed by their two opponents. Without warning they storm across the ring towards the former FAWN Champion and her partner. Shea and Kylie hear their approach and feel the rumble of the ring and both slide out of the ring to the safety of ringside. LaKeisha and Demetria lean over the ropes and berate their opponents. Shea and Kylie quickly jump upwards and grab two mitt fulls of braids and hair weaves and jerk down on the two black divas bringing their necks across the ropes. Shea and Kylie release the two girls and they catapult up and back onto their sumptuous backsides. Like uncorked lightning, Kylie grabs LaKeisha�s ankles and pulls the Nubian Princess out of the ring while Shea quickly rolls into the ring and pulls Demetria to her feet.

Tammy: WOW! Quick thinking by London and Sanders.

Buck: Ah a good stroke of luck you mean. these two women are going to be quickly outclassed by LaKeisha and Demetria.

Shea moves in and pulls Demetria to her feet by her hair. Demetria gives some resistance but Shea combats that with a quick boot to the ribs that stuns Andrews just long enough to bring her under Shea�s control. Shea hurls Demetria into the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a flying lariat. Demetria hits the mat and immediately grabs her head and kicks her feet. Not giving her opponent any breathing room, Shea issues a quick nasty salvo of boots to the black girl�s mid-section. Demetria jack knifes and grabs her stomach.

Outside the ring, Kylie has her hands full with LaKeisa. Kylie originally had the upper hand but Bates quickly took control away from her smaller adversary with whom she had grown to know since the arrival of both women in F.A.W.N.

LaKeisha: On your feet corn fed.

Kylie moans as LK pulls her to her feet and smashes a hard right fist into her face that staggers Kylie and sends her stumbling against the steel barricade. Kylie�s arms drape over the barricade and LaKeisha delivers a hard boot to the Iowa farm girl�s crotch and then to her chest.

Tammy: Oh man, Shea and Kylie need to switch up as Kylie is being handled with ease by LK and Shea is taking it to Demetria inside the ring.

Buck: Well, I see ti the other way. LaKeisha needs to swap up with her cousin as she can kick the snot out of Shea and get the pin and then we get to see some Rumpshakin�!

With Demetria lying on the canvas trying to get her senses back into check, Shea flings herself into the far ropes and rebounds into the air dropping a guillotine leg drop across the chest of Demetria. Demetria screams as Shea quickly rises to her feet and delivers another crushing leg drop to Andrews, this time to her throat.

Tammy: That silenced Demetria.

Buck: Yeah but look at LaKeisha and Kylie.

Lakeisha stands over Kylie and begins to deliver a series of back hands to the sexy farm girl. Each back hand lifts Kylie off of the ground and her cheeks begin to glow with the imprint of LK�s bitch slaps. LaKeisha walks over to the announcer�s table and grabs a pen from Buck, which he freely gives up. She then writes NEBRASKA on the back of her hand and walks back over to Kylie. LK grabs a hand full of Kylie�s hair and violently jerks her head back.

LaKeisha: Look here bitch. Its proof that I own your ass. I got your name written on the back of my hand.

LaKeisha draws back and delivers a hard slap that resonates throughout the area. In the ring, Shea stops her assault on Demetria after hearing the slap.

Kylie�s head rocks back and tears stream down her face. LaKeisha starts to laugh as the cameras zoom in on Kylie�s face. Tears stream down her reddened face. She sinks to the floor and looks up at LaKeisha almost ready to beg for mercy.

LaKeisha: Come on Nebraska, don�t tell me you about to give up now? Suddenly LaKeisha is rocketed over the barricade into the crowd as Shea delivers a drop kick from hell to the Nubian Warrior�s back. LaKeisha hits the floor on the other side face first and lies on the floor stunned. Her face on the cold hard concrete and her feet up on the barricade. Shea helps Kylie to her feet and offers words of encouragement. Kylie nods and wipes away the tears and walks to their corner. Shea enters ther ring and Demetria charges.

The former F.A.W.N Champion sidesteps the out of control Demetria Andrews and plants a foot into her mid-section that doubles the black girl up and drops her to her knees. Shea grabs a hand full of Demetria�s hair and drags her to the corner. Demetria has no choice but to follow along on her knees. Shea tags Kylie who bounces into the ring and who, along with Shea, brings Demetria to her feet and fires her into the ropes and the two women meet her in the center of the ring with a double lariat.

Tammy: Shea and Kylie are taking control of this match. Demetria Andrews doesn�t even know which end is up right now.

Buck: Oh come off of it Tammy. If it wasn�t for Shea�s interference Kylie would be out of the picture and Shea London would be fighting a handicap match.

Slowyl and surely LaKeisha pulls herself up to her feet. She rubs her face and looks at Shea who sees LK�s movement out of the corner of her right eye. She turns and acknowledges Bates� recovery and Bates thinks the wiser and moves to her corner.

Kylie, who seems to be on fire, drops Andrews with a Missile Dropkick and rolls her up into a small package. The referee drops for the count.

1....

Nothing more as LaKeisha hits the ring and tires to Bend It Like Beckham by delivering a vicious kick to Kylie�s head that sends the farm girl flying off of Demetria Andrews. Shea hits the ring and the referee intercepts her. Shea begins screaming at the referee as Kylie picks up Kylie by her hair. The referee turns and sees LaKeisha with a hand full of Kylie�s hair and gives her a stern look. LaKeisha throws her hands up in the air saying what. She then pats Kylie on the back and feigns concern over the All American Dream Girl. Bates begins dusting Kylie off and straightening out her clothes.

Buck: Look at there! What sportsmanship! LaKeisha is checking on Kylie ensuring that she is not hurt.

Tammy: Oh yeah, that�s what happening alright.

Buck: Come one who else would show such compassion and concern for her sister combatants in F.A.W.N!

Tammy: She just got caught is all.

As soon as the referee turns his attention back to Shea, LK and Demetria begin their assault on the Heartland Heartthrob. Kick to the mid-section doubles Kylie over, LK takes control with a Full Nelson that enables her to lift Sanders off of her feet and plant her face down into the canvas. Shea becomes enraged and tries to power past the referee. She complains but the referee nods no and assures the British Bombshell that Bates and Andrews are not cheating.

Tammy: Shea needs to get out of the ring! She�s only hurting Kylie!

Shea finally gets out of the ring and the referee turns to see Kylie lying in the Nubian Corner and Demetria making the legal tag to LaKeisha. LK enters the ring to a loud chorus of boos. She disregards them, places her foot on Kylie�s round ass and flexes fro the crowd. She then mounts Kylie�s back and pulls her barefeet into a double toe hold. Kylie screams as LK wrenches back on her toes. Bates laughs at the plight of the white farm girl. Kylie reaches back and grabs LK�s denim covered thigh. LaKeisha leans forward and begins biting down on Kylie�s big toes. Kylie screams in pain. The crowd begins to wince as their back bones begin to shiver with the screeching of the All American Girl. Shea mounts the second turnbuckle in her corner and leans as far over as possible and screams, �The ropes Kylie, grab the ropes! The ropes girl grab �old of tha ropes!� Shea�s pleas fall on deaf ears but the referee issues a five count anyway demanding that LaKeisha break the illegal hold. On the five count LaKeisha spits out Kylie�s toes and then bites down again. Kylie begins to buck wildly under the weight of LaKeisha but LK holds on, her teeth grinding at the naked toes of Kylie Sanders. Again the referee calls for the break and LaKeisha releases Kylie�s toes from her vice like jaws. Kylie lies on the mat under LaKeisha crying. Her breathing is becoming labored from Bates� weight. Bates then rakes her talon like nails across the bare soles of Kylie. Kylie shrieks and immediately grabs the ropes for the break. Shea sees her grab the ropes and drops down placing her head on the turnbuckle breathing a sigh of relief and praying for a miracle.

Tammy: That was uncalled for! That was total disregards for the rules both LaKeisha Bates and Demetria Andrews need to be disqualified!

Buck: WHY! LaKeisha broke the hold. I�m flat out surprised that she had the courage to bite down on Kylie�s toes, there�s no telling how many horse stables those things been wading through! There�s no telling what kind of disease LaKeisha could get! Kylie Sanders needs to be disqualified for not wearing shoes. Her, Irena and Caroline could infect the entire roster with some God awful disease....like Ebola or SARS or...........

Tammy: Oh Geeze....just ....shutup Buck.

LaKeisha hauls Kylie to her feet and throws her back first into their corner. Demetria grabs Kylie by her hair and yanks back eliciting cries of agony from Kylie as she desperately grabs at Demetria�s wrist trying to pry her hands free. Demetria pulls back and Kylie is lifted off of the ground and Lakeisha delivers a series of punches into the exposed belly of the Heartland Hottie. Kylie kicks her feet frantically and happens to land a kick to the crotch of LaKeisha. Bates staggers back holding her womanhood and sinks to one knee. The referee calls for the break and demands that Demetria release Kylie. Demetria releases the smaller white girl and just as Kylies feet hit the ground Demetria pulls her back up and right in time for LaKeisha to run in and deliver a hard kick to her crotch. LK holds her hand up for a tag and receives one. With Kylie on her ass in the wrong corner, the two Nubian Warriors begin to deliver a beat down of epic proportions. LaKeisha steps out of the ring and massages her throbbing pussy as Kylie is yanked to her feet. Demetria showboats just long enough for Kylie to figure things out and she wraps her arms around Andrews� waist and bull rushes her into the opposite corner. Demetria is caught unaware and slams back first into the corner of Kylie Sanders and Shea London. She hits just right (or wrong - - depending on which side you are rooting for) and the wind is forced out of her like a cheap accordion (or in Shea�s case.....bag pipes).

Demetria, gasping for air as her diaphragm spasms, maintains her death grip on Kylie�s hair. Kylie throws a hand in the air and makes the tag. Shea bounds over the ropes and a roar issues forth from the crowd. Kylie delivers several knees into the ribs of Demetria causing the black girl to lurch and gasp with each strike. Shea begins dropping Shea Bombs to the side of Demetria�s head. Demetria loosens her grasp and Kylie and Shea grab the bull by the horns and together they jerk the bull out of the corner and deliver a an on target double dropkick that sends Andrews head over heels 450 degrees to the mat. They then pull the hapless girl up and drop her back down to the mat with a double Russian Leg Sweep. The crowd jumps to their feet as the two transatlantic beauties begin operating on all twelve Jaguar Cylinders.

Buck: COME ON REF!!! THEIR DOUBLE TEAMING !!!!!

Tammy: EXCELLENT TEAM WORK BY SHEA LONDON AND KYLIE SANDERS!!!!! SOMEBODY TELL DEMETRIA WHAT ZIP CODE SHE�S IN!

Kylie slips out of the ring and LaKeisha begins running to the aid of her cousin before the referee could react, she grabs a handful of London�s long blond locks and spins her around and delivers a Sit Down Face Buster that everyone in attendance can write home about!

The referee forces his way between the fallen Shea and her aggressor and forces an enraged LaKeisha Bates back to her corner. In anger Bates pushes the referee. The referee staggers and warns Bates about her actions. Bates ignore him. Kylie re-enters the ring and runs to an unconscious Shea and kneels over her. Andrews stirs rises to her feet and grabs Kylie by her hair and pulls her to her feet. She lifts Kylie in the air and deposits her to the canvas via a poorly executed belly to back suplex. Kylie holds her head and rolls around on the canvas trying to clear her cobwebs. Demetria rises to her feet and falls to her knees holding her back.

Tammy: That was the worse Belly to Back Suplex I have ever seen. Demetria may have hurt her back with that. She hit the mat in a very awkward position. She is in pain.

Buck: I could swear, I heard her back pop with that move.

Kylie rolls over to her hands and knees and shakes her head. Demetria is on her knees hanging onto the ropes and holding her back and clearly in pain.

Tammy: The two legal girls are out of action!

Buck: Well, that leaves Kylie and LaKeisha.

Tammy: Noooooo, it means that Kylie and LaKeisha have to leave the ring and the referee administers a ten count.

Shea remains motionless on her back as Kylie rolled her over to check on her. Blood rolls out of her nose from the devastating move applied by LaKeisha. In the far corner, the referee is still trying to get LaKeisha out of the ring. With each warning LaKeisha grows more infuriated. Finally she pushes the referee back and draws back her fist and delivers a blow to the referee that drops him to the mat. Still conscious, he looks to the announcer�s table and calls for the bell and disqualifies LaKeisha and Demetria.

Tammy: Stupid move on LaKeisha�s part!

Buck: WHY THE REFEREE WOULDN� T GET OUT OF THE WAY!

Tammy: AND because of her crap she just got her team disqualified!

Announcer: LAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEEEEEMENNNNN....YOUR WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION.....SHEAAAAA LONDON AND KYYYYLIEEEE SANNNNDERSSSSS!

As the bell rings, LaKeisha picks up Kylie and power slams her onto Shea�s motionless body. Kylie is stunned and LK picks her up again and bends her over backward and sets her up for the Rumpshaker. The referee runs to her and demands she release Kylie. Without giving the referee a second glance she drops Kylie on top of Shea and administers her famous finisher. The crowd responds with a huge roar and Kylie squirms under the body of her tormentor.

The referee signals for the bell once more and finally two more boys in striped pajamas hit the ring with security to restore order to the scene. LaKeisha sees the cavalry hit the ring and she gives Kylie a few more grinds for good measure and then beats a hasty retreat along with Demetria who slides out of the ring and grimaces in pain as she limps behind her cousin. At the top of the ramp both women stop and turn towards the ring. LaKeisha hurls insults back at the prone bodies of Sanders and London while Demetria grimaces in pain and yells profanity laden threats.