Having troubles getting up on time?
Missing important meetings?
If you answered yes, we have the product for you.

ALARM CATS™

Buy an Alarm Cat™ and never sleep in again

ALARM CATS™
Alarm Cats™ are trained Siamese cats. They will get you up and out the door. These cats are trained to wake you up. You just set your clock and at the first sound of your alarm, these cats will run into your room, rowl like mad, run up and down your bed, and wake you up.

GET UP
Six a.m. your alarm goes off, A stampede of one charges into your bedroom, leaps on your bed, runs over you, mewing like mad. She will not stop till you are on your feet and getting ready for the day.
GET READY
Once up your Alarm Cat™ will weave in, through, and around your feet, herding you to the bathroom. The noise she is making translates into "clean up, get dressed, eat breakfast." When your are ready she'll coach you out the front door.

GET OUT
Once you are suitably attired, Alarm Cats™ will jump around you."Rewl, rewl"means "get going, you'll be late!"

WELCOME HOME
Your Alarm Cat™ will also welcome you home after a busy day. As you near your door you will your alarm cat greet you. The moment you step in the door she'll be at your feet saying "Hi, how was your day? I missed you. Pet me now."

NAP TIME
Alarm Cats™ will also make sure your are well rested. Once you sit down she'll jump in your lap and secure you from getting up. Any attempt to move will be met by a short cry that means "Don't move" she will hold you there till she thinks you have rested enough.

ASSISTANCE
In addition to being you organizer and making sure your not late, your Alarm Cat™ will assist you around the house. When you read the paper, fold the laundry, or put up Your Christmas tree, your Alarm Cat™ will be there to help.

History of Alarm Cats™

I'm Mel Fox, I used to be late for everything. I could not get out of bed in the mornings. My problem cost me many jobs. I tried everything to get up; drinking coffee, setting my clock hours early, sleeping in my clothes but nothing worked. Until I got a Siamese kitten.

This little thing would not let me sleep in. As soon as my alarm sounded, she was screeching like someone cut off her tail. I was up and out of bed in seconds. I made it to work on time, I was quickly promoted and soon had enough cash to start my own business.

I realized many people had trouble getting ready in the morning. So I began training Siamese kittens to be Alarm Cats™. So please enjoy your Alarm Cat™.

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Faux Factory not responsible for damage to furniture and household items caused by Alarm Cats™. Alarm cats don't understand the difference between work days and weekends so they will get you up on both.

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	GET UP Six a.m. your alarm goes off, A stampede of one charges into your bedroom, leaps on your bed, runs over you, mewing like mad. She will not stop till you are on your feet and getting ready for the day.
GET READY Once up your Alarm Cat™ will weave in, through, and around your feet, herding you to the bathroom. The noise she is making translates into "clean up, get dressed, eat breakfast." When your are ready she'll coach you out the front door.
	GET OUT Once you are suitably attired, Alarm Cats™ will jump around you."Rewl, rewl"means "get going, you'll be late!"
WELCOME HOME Your Alarm Cat™ will also welcome you home after a busy day. As you near your door you will your alarm cat greet you. The moment you step in the door she'll be at your feet saying "Hi, how was your day? I missed you. Pet me now."
	NAP TIME Alarm Cats™ will also make sure your are well rested. Once you sit down she'll jump in your lap and secure you from getting up. Any attempt to move will be met by a short cry that means "Don't move" she will hold you there till she thinks you have rested enough.
ASSISTANCE In addition to being you organizer and making sure your not late, your Alarm Cat™ will assist you around the house. When you read the paper, fold the laundry, or put up Your Christmas tree, your Alarm Cat™ will be there to help.