Random Quotes That I Liked for Some Reason or Another

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
-- Jim Morrison

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie

I can resist everything except temptation.
-- Oscar Wilde

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields
 
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams
 
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
 
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
-- George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 11979)
 
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
-- Claude D. Pepper
 
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
-- Mark Twain
 
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing
 
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
-- Leo Rosenberg
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
 
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
-- Unknown
 
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
-- Bill Clinton
 
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton (quoted in Canada Monthly, Jun 1963)
 
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
-- Mel Gibson
 
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
-- David Niven (The Moon is Blue, 1953))
 
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
-- Groucho Marx
 
[On his running for California Governor]
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
 
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman (circa 1962)
 
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
-- Texas Guinan
 
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
-- Larry Hardiman
 
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers