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| T. Bag | Keytar |
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Tom Bag was a Hobo living off what nutrients he could suck out of his pet dogs crap, and vise versa. Eventually Tom was arrested for vagrancy, in jail he learned to play a mean lick, when he got out he got a loan and bought a Keytar. From there he decided to put an ad in a paper, "Keytarist looking for band" the call was answered and Tom became one of the forming members of Faucet Face. |
| A. Ness | Xylophone |
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Once out of Xylophoning Collage, Adam Ness had little choice but to start a band. Adam realized that if he wanted to do it right he would have to look in the paper for musicians, since he knew that’s were REAL musicians were. After locating two suitable musicians he organized a practice with the young svelte T. Bag and the Hard Rocking Bass guitarist J. Cub. Adam and Tom hit it off, and fused their sounds into a new age pop Cajun sound, but problems between Jacob Cub and the rest of the band soon arose, starting with the slaughter of Toms beloved dog, jangles, and continuing on to the rape of Adams mom, and brother Paul. Jacob was kicked out of the band and replaced with trained bear, C. Weed. From there A. ness dropped out of preschool and got a job working at the zoo to afford his full time Xylophoning passion. |
| C. Weed | Jugs |
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Perhaps as a cruel joke, a park ranger trained this young bear into a concert juggist. With an inherent Spanish influence, Clive Weed was called to duty during the gulf war to entertain troops in the burn ward. Developing his sound he used these valuable years to compose such hits as mmm bop, touch me I’m sick, and the birthday song. After the war, Clive found little warmth back home, wandering the streets he came across a musician wanted ad in the paper, replying to the call Clive replaced Hated psychopath J. Cub. To this day Clive is stalked by Jacob, but he spends most of his days in the hollowed out dog carcass that belonged to friend and band mate T. Bag. |
| P. Ness | Recorder |
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Adams brother, Paul Ness slipped into a severe case of instant retardation after being wrapped by J. Cub. Surprisingly, when P. Ness's mind slipped away he grew an unexplained recorder talent. Adam felt responsible for what happened to his brother, so he allowed him a position in the band. So far Faucet Face's P. Ness has been growing; he might get in the way some times but the ladies love him. |
| G. Spot | Variouis Noises |
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After a quick fling with A. Ness Georgia spot found a home making strange and erotic noises in the midst of Faucet faces Musical Composites. The band likes keeping Georgia around for her versatile vocal talent, and because she puts out for anyone. |