| F.U.C.K. VIANOCE texty Vsetky piesne zlozene v skupine: Fat Ugly Crappy Kids Solova a doprovodna gitara: Peter Gaca (1,2,4-6,8-14,16-18,20-24) Solova a doprovodna gitara: Jano Loncik (3,7,15,19) Piano a organ: Peter Gaca (6,11,12,18,23,24) Programovanie bicich: Peter Gaca (1,2,4-6,8-14,16-18,20-24) Programovanie bicich: Jano Loncik (3,7,15,19) Zvuk a strih: Peter Gaca (1-24) Zvuk a strih: Jano Loncik (3,7,15,19) Nahrate a zmixovane: November - December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 01 Vianocna 1. Su tu dalsie Vianoce a kazde dieta sa rehoce ze dostane super darceky ktore si bude vazit naveky 2. Zavladol pokoj a nik sa nehneva vona kapustnice uz kazdeho prebera zase bude dobra vecera z ktorej kazdy na Vianoce pribera R: Cely rok sme setrili darceky za to kupili deti budu doma a my s nimi tak uzime si dalsie prazdniny 3. Za veceru nam pochvala padla myslienka o darcekoch pokoj ukradla v tom tu niekto zazvonil na zvoncek a vsetci sa dokotulali pod stromcek 4. Kazdy je zvedavy ako sa druhy zatvari ked ten svoj velky balik otvori pustili sme sa do balikov ako hladne selmy ostali sme stastni a prekvapeni velmi R: Solo R: 5. Tak a sme vsetci obdarovani do novych veci zamilovani to vam bola zase super noc uz teraz sa tesim do dalsich Vianoc Cas: 4:29 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 02 Zasrate Vianoce 1. Stromcek nam zhorel a darceky s nim to je bordel, co teraz s tym? cela vyplata na to vsetko sla tie peniaze som mohol hodit do kosa 2. Na vsetky skody budem musiet makat vianoce bez darov, decka budu plakat vonku je kosa a nemam za co kurit to je snad len sen, uz zacinam zurit R: Ved su Vianoce, sviatky radosti a my vsetci dobraci od kosti oslavme vsetky tie ich svatosti a mna asi porazi od zlosti! 3. Zas a zase je mraz a mna uz nebavi zvysovat hlas kludne spi nasa zem rodna a nejaky debil mi rozbil okna 4. Na veceru budu len suche rozky a miesto darov si vymenme ponozky hlavne, ze sa mame doma radi ale uz mi to vsetko riadne vadi R: Solo: 2xR: 5. Boli zub ma riadne boli a este k tomu som zase chory ako krasne ta sykorka steboce aspon nieco mi skrasli tie zasrate Vianoce Cas: 3:32 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 03 Jesus Smells R: Jesus smells, Jesus smells as he rotts away all that time in the crypt must smell bad night and day ey! 1. No more rotting for ol' Jesus because he's here with no fear to look important and say 2. So now everyone can kiss my ass more and more because I am here and the church is near and we can all go pray ey! R: Solo: R: No deodorant will cover up the glutinous decay R: No deodorant will cover up the glutinous decay Cas: 4:48 Napad hudby: Jano Loncik (podla koledy Jingle Bells) Text: Jano Loncik Spev: Lukas Loncik Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 04 Dedo Mraz Masochista 1. Pozrime sa cez okno deti ktoze to vo vzduchu leti ci je to Batman a ci iny fas ale chuja deti, ved je to Dedo Mraz 2. Dedo Mraz je dobry clovek netreba mu ziadny oblek staci mu len rovnosata vytiahne kalasnikov a ratatata Solo: 3. Vianoce sa bohuzial smutne koncia na pomniky uz vence nosia Dedo Mraz mal iste zle sviatky tak toto je masaker, jatky Cas: 1:44 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 05 O zime 1. Vonku pada sneh, znovu pocut smiech deti sa raduju a ja pijem lieh 2. Auto zdochnute, cesty zmrznute vlocky vkuse padaju a lyze mam ohnute 3. Tak a je tu zima, nalejem si vina zabudol som na darceky, prosim nezabi ma 4. Fuka, je pod nulou a zhrnanie je hrou vsetko je snehom zakryte, ja tu mrznem s lopatou 5. Oslavujem narodenie Krista, aj ked som Jehovista sviatky pokoja a lasky a hadka je uz ista 6. Uz neurobim ani krok, prisiel novy rok smyklo sa mi, zletel som, teraz ma boli cely lavy bok 7. Sneh sa roztapa a dom mi vytapa kazdy rok mi zima len problemy vyraba Solo: Cas: 4:09 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 06 Stara Nalej! 1. Snezik pada, mrazik stipe uz ma boli pri srdci noze stara nalej Fernet kazdemu aspon po deci R: Nenalejem! Uz mas dost aj tak si suchy len koza a kost s krikom zreve manzelka Radsej chod spat! urobis kazdemu radost Gitarove solo: R: Piano solo: Cas: 1:58 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 07 Can O' Fruit Santa's coming for you prepare the can of fruit Nice and tender juicy pieces of apple inside the can Waiting in the dark for him to climb down to your living room ...you sit patiently Next thing you know you're clobbering Santa with a can of fruit R: Clobbering Santa with a can of fruit clobbering Santa with a can of fruit Solo: Now the justice is done steal the presents, seek truth Pick up the can resting beside Santa's butchered corpse The can is covered with pieces of his cerebrum R: Clobbering Santa with a can of fruit clobbering Santa with a can of fruit Juicy can of fruit Solo: Now you sit alone wantching Santa's body decay You pick up the opac can and put in som brains Put 'em on the plate and into the microwave nice and tasty dinner yay After you finish eating you put gasoline on the corpse Watch Santa burn into the holidays watch it burn R: Clobbering Santa with a can of fruit Clobbering Santa with a can of fruit Cas: 3:45 Napad hudby: Jano Loncik Text: Jano Loncik Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 08 Nosny Cencul 1. Som podchladeny a to ma trapi viac ako zimna priroda a jej farby sopel mi z nosa pomaly tecie mama doma usilovne kolaciky pecie 2. Pretoze je strasna zima minus trinast kosa jak svina sopel mi z nosa pomaly tecie chcel by vyjst von, no neuspesne R: Fuka vietor aach juuj z nosa mi trci nosny cencul odpadnut sa z nosa snazi odklepnem ho prstom ako vynalez skazy Solo: 2xR: Cas: 2:50 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 09 Skurveny Sneh 1. Sneh uz zacal zase snezit dalsiu zimu treba prezit prvy sneh je zle znamenie prisiel cas na chripkove obdobie 2. Vybral som nejake prachy z banky ze si kupim kozuch a topanky na zimu chcem byt pripraveny na blbe pocasie a sneh skurveny Bridge: Uz mi beha mraz po chrbte... R: Nenavidim biely sneh sneh skurvene prekliaty az raz zase prechladnem budem mat nos zapchaty cele telo ma bude boliet hlava horiet a duniet ked mi bude este horsie zoberiem si nejaky liek Solo: R: Cas: 3:01 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 10 All I Want For Christmas 1. Snow is snowing, sun is shining outside it's only minus ten children are playin' even though it's freezin' they're just building a snowman 2. But I am stuck in my bedroom my hollow head is full of crap I feel sick and a little tired maybe I should take a nap 3. In my head there is one thing the one thing is a simple wish the wish is to have, once I wake up in my bedroom sleeping Britney Spears 2xR: All I want for Christmas all I want is you babe all I want for Christmas to kick your little ass Solo: 3xR: Cas: 2:48 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 11 Odmrznute Usi 1. Cez zasnezenu dedinu siel som takmer hodinu ja nemohol som to tusit ze mi odpadnu moje usi 2. Celu zimu si doma sedim vonku ist sa neosmelym na smiech by som kazdemu bol bez usi to nie je ono Gitarove solo: 3. Na jar ked sa oteplilo vonku sa mi aj zachcelo na hlavu som si ja dal ciapku do skoly pojdem radsej skratkou 4. Do skoly som ticho vkrocil len co som prah triedy prekrocil vsetky deti zacali sa mi smiat! Piano solo: Cas: 3:18 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 12 Lyzovacka Na Hovne 1. Kupil som si drahe lyze dufam, ze ich vyuzijem na sneh cakam neuspesne tak zavolam aspon dakej slecne 2. Pozvem ju na lyzovacku a ked nie tak na je***ku kupim kolu a zuvacku z toho dostanem dobru sracku Bridge: Ale idem od veci vypil som len poldeci zase taram dve na tri vonku este nesnezi R: Aj ked nenasnezi budem v pohode lyzovat sa predsa da aj na hovne aj ked nenasnezi budem v pohode lyzovat sa predsa da aj na hovne Gitarove solo: Bridge: R: Piano solo: Cas: 3:16 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 13 Vianocna (karaoke) Cas: 4:29 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 14 Zasrate Vianoce (karaoke) Cas: 3:32 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 15 Jesus Smells (karaoke) Cas: 4:48 Napad hudby: Jano Loncik (podla koledy Jingle Bells) Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 16 Dedo Mraz Masochista (karaoke) Cas: 1:44 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 17 O zime (karaoke) Cas: 4:09 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 18 Stara Nalej! (karaoke) Cas: 1:58 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 19 Can O' Fruit (karaoke) Cas: 3:45 Napad hudby: Jano Loncik Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 20 Nosny Cencul (karaoke) Cas: 2:50 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: December 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 21 Skurveny Sneh (karaoke) Cas: 3:01 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 22 All I Want For Christmas (karaoke) Cas: 2:48 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 23 Odmrznute Usi (karaoke) Cas: 3:18 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* 24 Lyzovacka Na Hovne (karaoke) Cas: 3:16 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: November 2004 ********************************************************************************************* |