| DZAST SEJ F.U.C.K. texty O ALBUME: Vsetky piesne zlozene v skupine: Fat Ugly Crappy Kids Solova a doprovodna gitara: Peter Gaca (1-6, 8-13) Programovanie bicich: Peter Gaca (1-13), Lukas Loncik (5) Zvuk a strih: Peter Gaca (1-19) Keyboards: Peter Gaca (1,7,19) Nahrate a zmixovane: Maj 2002 - Jul 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 01 Vojnova I (piesen nema text) Cas: 2:49 Napad hudby: Lukas Loncik Vydane: Maj 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 02 Vojnova II Ref. Lietadla s bombami, lietaju nad nami. Vojaci padaju, obete hladaju. Cez mesta s tankami, uz idu za nami. 1. Sedime pri stole, v rukach mame pistole. Zena sa nieco pyta, este nie je opita. Podam jej jednu tapku, pozrieme na babku. S pistolou v zapati, mozog jej z hlavy vyleti. Ref. 2. Dedo na stolicke, hlavu ma v slucke. Pocut prask ked zoskoci, zena z hlavou zatoci. Muchy kolo lietaju, a na nas sadaju. Kusy z babky po stene stekaju, deti sa rozkladaju. 3. Susedov strielaju, na dvere trieskaju. Zena pistol zobrala, hlavu si odjebala. A teraz sedim sam, neviem co robit mam. Von niekto striela, vsetko sa zatmieva. 3 x Ref. Cas: 4:23 Napad hudby: Lukas Loncik Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Lukas Loncik, Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 03 Anjeli 1. My sme Tvoji anieli, my sme Tvoji priatelia. Neutekaj pred nami, aj ked nie sme ludia. Nesmies byt vzdy pomaly, ale ani rychly. Dame na Teba pozor, ved my sme tvoji anieli. Ref: Kazdy chce mat slobodu. Ako my anieli, no nie kazdy ma sancu, a ty si jeden z nich. 2. Aj ked je zivot tazky, a nemas ziadnych priatelov. Pockaj a mozno uvidis, mozno ti nieco pribudlo. Ak ti chyba niekto, s kym sa mozes rozpravat. Dufaj a ver si, aj tak nemas co stratit. Ref: 3. No a co my? Skurveni, posrati anieli? No co asi? My sme klamali, presne ako ty. A teraz sa pecieme, v peknom pekle na zemi. Cas: 3:57 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: Maj 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 04 Slovenska Hymna 1. Nad Tatrou sa blyska, hromy divo biju. Nad Tatrou sa blyska, hromy divo biju. Zastavme ich bratia, ved sa ony stratia, Slovaci oziju. Zastavme ich bratia, ved sa ony stratia, Slovaci oziju. 2. To Slovensko nase posial tvrdo spalo. To Slovensko nase posial tvrdo spalo. Ale blesky hromu, vzbudzuju ho k tomu, aby sa prebralo. Ale blesky hromu, vzbudzuju ho k tomu, aby sa prebralo. 3. Uz Slovensko vstava, puta si strhava. Uz Slovensko vstava, puta si strhava. Hej rodina mila, hodina odbila, zije matka Slava. Hej rodina mila, hodina odbila, zije matka Slava. 4. Este rastu jedle na Krivanskej strane. Este rastu jedle na Krivanskej strane. Kto jak Slovak citi, nech sa sable chyti, a medzi nas stane. Kto jak Slovak citi, nech sa sable chyti, a medzi nas stane. Cas: 2:32 Napad hudby: Kopala Studienku - (Slovenske Ludove Piesne) Text: Janko Matuska Spev: Peter Gaca, Lukas Loncik Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 05 Medvedi 1. Bylo to krasny rano, a ja sel k rece ven. Jen to na mne zarvalo, a ja jsem vedel, ze to je ten. On je totiz velkej, a taky dost ale vazne skaredej. Vypada jak hovno, a taky tak smrdi kdyz je mu nevolno. Ref. Oni nevedi, ze jsou medvedi My se jich bojime, a tak je strilime. Ale oni nevedi, ze jsou medvedi. A tak jsou na kazdy spovedi. 2. Ja jsem se leknul, a zacal jsem rychle utikat. Do neceho jsem slapnul, a sel jsem se strachy pocikat. On pak ku mne pribehl, a cumel na mne jako vul. Ja jsem nevedel co delat, a zlomil jsem o nej hul. Ref. 3. Blbe se na mne podival, ja jsem byl z toho vedle. Pak jsem se z toho pozbiral, predo mnou byla jedle. Uz byl vazne nasratej, ja jsem se zdrhnout pokusil. Jen mi labou vylepil, a pak mne do hlavy zakousil. Ref. Cas: 2:30 Napad hudby: Lukas Loncik Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Lukas Loncik Vydane: Maj 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 06 Peaceful Message This song is about some of the ignorant students from McNally High School. If you are not, I repeat. If you are not ignorant, asshole or bitch; then don't take this song personally. Thank you 1. What the fuck you want here? You know we don't need you. You know that we hate you. So, you know what? Fuck you! 2. Don't make any changes here. Because we don't like it. And if you've got some problems. We'll solve it by fighting. 3. We were never fair in fighting. We might never be the same. But we like to fight like cowards. Three on one seems to us fair. 4. We'll destroy your property. But we will never plead guilty. 'Cause you don't have the evidence. To testify against our crimes. 5. Yeah, that's who we are. That's the way to stay alive. That's who we want to be. Living like mother-fucking primitives. 6. Don't blame the problems on us. Blame it on our moms and dads. 'Cause they were smoking a lot of pot. While creating us, the filthy cocks. 7. As the conclusion of our song: We are degenerated filthy assholes. Malevolent, dirty, unfair cocks. Dumb, nasty, rude, vulgar whores. Disgusting, cock-sucking drug addicts. Sick, poisonous, spineless insects. Creepy, scumbags, disgraceful citizens. Ass-licking, shit-eating mother-fuckers. Imbeciles, rednecks and cowards. Vandals, pimps and prostitutes. Bitches, sluts and pieces of shit. But upon all of this, we can proudly say to the world: "that I am Canadian" Cas: 5:01 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 07 I Love Chips Ref: I Love Chips 1. Let me think! I Love cheddar, classic, barbecue, jalapeno, sour cream with onion. Cas (original): 2:23 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: Maj 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 08 Blues Deda Mraza 1. Ja som stary Dedo Mraz zlomim prst a zlomim vaz ja som taky kokot stary nedozijem sa do jari 2. Moja zena, moja laska hrozne smrdi, stale mlaska je pekna a je dost mlada kazdy slini, ked ju zbada 3. Moje soby sane maju skoro stale sa v nich hraju hraju sa na otca, mamku zlomili mi spodnu sanku 4. Skriatkovia su male svine odzrali mi z mojej dyne odzrali mi aj z melona pojebali potom slona 5. A ich zeny hrozne smrdia doma sedia, tam sa nudia pri jebani sa hrozne potia mlade sa im stale kotia 6. A tie deti, kurvy male v mojom dome jebu stale jebu vsetko naokolo, az ich kokot boli z toho 7. V zime sa na mna tesite kricite, "Uz je za dverami" v lete na mna nepomyslite Tak do pici s Vianocami Cas: 3:11 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca, Lukas Loncik Spev: Peter Gaca, Lukas Loncik Vydane: Jul 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 09 Communist Ref. Communist, go to your country back! Communist, go to your country back! Communist, go to your country back! So, go to your fucking country back! 1. You've got no power. You've got no rights. You've got no truth. 'Cause you're immigrant. Ref. 2. You'll work for us. You'll die in front of us. But you still get no rights. 'Cause you're an immigrant. Ref. 3. We don't give a fuck. How you live and how you feel. We will treat you as we want to. Just like fucking piece of shit. Ref. Ref. Cas: 3:04 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 10 Instrumental Rock (piesen nema text) Cas: 5:11 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Vydane: Maj 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 11 Snupaci Celaskon Tak chlapci, a coze to tam robite? My sme vitaministi, babka. My snupeme celaskon a ine vitaminy. Ach, ta dnesna mladez. Tak zdravo zije. 1. Kupime si celaskon a dame ho do sacku. Trochu to podrvime a mame ho v prasku. Dame na lyzicu, do nosa snupneme. Chvilu pockame, radovat sa budeme. Ked si si dal moc a dusit sa zacnes. Nebudes moct pocut a tycku vezmes. Najprv vopchaj do krku, aby si dychal. A potom do nosa, aby si zvysok vykychal. Ref. Celaskon nam z usi, z nosa kvapka, dychacie cesty nam rychlo zapcha. Budeme sa dusit, radovat, Snupaci celaskon aj ty si mozes dat. 2. Uplne ti stacia dve tabletky. Nie je to moc, nik nemal namietky. Menej tiez netreba, uplne to staci. Hadam ta to do konca zivota nepoznaci. Naco si herak, mame pichat? Ked mozme celaskon s kludom dychat. Ziadne stopy po nom neostanu. Nie je to ilegalne, ani proti zakonu. Ref. 3. Vitamin C nam v krvi prudi. Je nam dobre, nic nas nenudi. V ociach bublinky, je to sranda. Tak my sme ta celaskonova banda. Smejeme sa na vsetkom okolo nas. Tak celaskon berieme zas a zas. Nam to nevadi, ze je to nebezpecne. Ved len skus a bude ti vsetko smiesne. Ref. 4. Celaskon je dobry, zdravy a chutny. Tak sa pripoj k nam a nebud smutny. Nie je drahy, netreba dealerov zhanat. Len chod do lekarne a budes ho mat. Neboj sa nicoho, skus ho. Kazdy chce zazit to celaskonove kuzlo. Keby sa nieco stalo, my pri tebe budeme. My sme experti, tak ti pomozeme. 2 X Ref Cas: 4:02 Napad hudby: Lukas Loncik Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Peter Gaca, (intro: LL a PG) Vydane: Jul 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 12 Drsni Chlapi 1. Hrame sa na pieskovisku s krasnymi autickami. Ktore sme nasli na smetisku a sme tam sami. Chceli nas prepadnut, my sme sa branili. Skurveni cigani, vsetkych sme vybili. Ref. My sme hrozne drsni chlapi. Baseballky, kanady mame, v nich sa prechadzame. Ked nas nieco hrozne trapi. My sa nebojime, hned to znicime. Vsetkych ciernych vyzenieme. Von z krajiny, do Ukrajiny. Vecer si radi vypijeme. Vecer sa ozerieme, potom sa pobijeme. 2. Cigani to su smradi, piju, vrazdia, kradnu. A my ich nemame radi, ked nas prepadnu. My ich nenavidime, nikde nerobia. Tak ich mlatime, posielame do zahrobia. Ref. 3. Veci zeru z kosa, smeju sa, ze na nich nemame. Krv im tecie z nosa, ked sa na nich hnevame. My ich tu nechceme, zabili tu zabu. Vsetkych ich posleme, naspat do Punjabu. Ref. 4. Vecer sa tam stretneme, my sme dobri kamarati. Zopar piv vypijeme, a mame sa radi. Potom mame opicu, listie pada zo stromov. Vbehneme na ulicu, a mame orientacny beh domov. Ref. Cas: 2:52 Napad hudby: Lukas Loncik Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Lukas Loncik, Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 13 War Song Ref1: Planes with bombs are flying over our homes. Soldiers are falling for prey they're looking. With tanks trough towns they're coming for us. 1: Sitting on the stools in hands we have pistols. My wife is getting drunk kids are listening to some punk. Aiming on their heads soon they sleep like in beds. Grandma was very tall now her brain is on the wall. Ref1: 2: Grandpa like a king is hanging from ceiling. My wife is really sad she blows up her fuckin' head. Yeah, she looks so nice I wish I had ice. It smells very bad when everyone is dead. 3: I hear soldiers and screams of my neighbors. Gunshots are very loud I can see a big black cloud. And now I'm nuts I will shoot anyone in guts. Bullets are flying and I'm dying. Ref2: Planes with bombs are flying over our homes. Soldiers are falling for prey they're looking. With tanks through towns they killed all of us. Ref3: Planes with bombs are flying over your homes. Soldiers are falling for prey they're looking. With tanks through towns they're coming. Ref4: Planes with bombs are flying over your homes. Soldiers are falling for you they're looking. With tanks through towns they're coming for you. Cas: 4:23 Napad hudby: Lukas Loncik Text: Lukas Loncik Spev: Lukas Loncik, Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 14 Mikulas, Mikulas (bonus) Cas: 0:03 Slovo: Lukas Loncik, Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 15 Uz Hodinu! (bonus) Cas: 0:29 Slovo: Lukas Loncik, Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 16 Zuvacka (bonus) Cas: 0:06 Slovo Peter Gaca Vydane: Jun 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 17 Po Slovensky Trochu Inak (bonus) Cas: 1:37 Slovo: Peter Gaca, Lukas Loncik Vydane: Jul 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 18 Minuta Ticha (bonus) Cas: 1:02 Slovo: Lukas Loncik, Peter Gaca Vydane: Maj 2002 ********************************************************************************************** 19 Game Over ...game over, cha cha cha cha cha cha chaa... Cas: 0:13 Napad hudby: Peter Gaca Text: Peter Gaca Spev: Peter Gaca Vydane: Jul 2002 ********************************************************************************************** |