THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
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I like to think about situations we could get beevers in to, but first i must introduce beevers. he is our play mate and as the saying goes 'the 5th member'. he has a way with words which entertains me enormously. he would say things such as 'Georges incontinence is really catching my eye' and 'i'll take a beer for all my troubles'. and when i roll about on the floor he would be cross with me because i might squash his little dog called tiny who is tiny and a bit like a rat with more hair and a bad back because i ride her around. i wiggled my willy at beevers the other day and i think he enjoyed it. anyway the way i like to imagine beevers is he gets custard droped on his head and then it would get into his broken arm cast and then his mum would have to take him home and his dad would lift his eyebrows.
I also like Jackass, on MTV. its great, its americans doing everything i wish i could do, but jojo wont let me. like skatebording. or taking my clothes off. the best thing about jackass is mr america himself, good ol' mr chris pontius aka party boy. i have based my life on his teachings. the things i most admire about the chap is his way with words. its just the way he says things.
                        MY FAVOURITE QUOTES
1. The russian police. stern. stern but fair.
2. This train...is insane!
3. Steve-o just couldnt be botherd to get up today...he just couldnt be bothered! I woke him up, and i came back an hour later and he was all cuddled up.............all snuggy.
4. Do you really think 14 cars are gonna get hijacked?...and some of us know karati?
5. That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. maybe even in the whole town.
6. There is a very good chance we will be riding each other to russia.
7. I know im gonna die on this trip, i just dont know when.
8. Hi, im bunny the lifeguard, and if theres any life saving going on today then im the man to do it.
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