Volume 1 (entrys before 30.10.03)
Email? : [email protected]
Location? :
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : Neverew mind that. I forgot to mention that The States are coming out of hiding on OCT 3rd. 3 days time kids and kiddies so if you all believe in support for support, ill see you all bowing down to my christ-like frontmanship on friday.(pleeeese)
Any other comments? : SKEPTIC JOHN? THE STATES ROCKIT69 the riv OCT 3rd
Favourite FatLace DJ? : The Mother Of My Child
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Name? : Prince Zi of ggy
Email? :
Location? : Llanfuckindysul for my crimes
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : Everyone should know this one
Any other comments? : Paddy, I dont want to wear a fuckin tuxedo to work the door of the riv, lets face it if i wore a dressing gown and strapped a rat to my head it would brighten up the foyer no end- youll be lucky if you get a t-shirt with sleeves when im around.WORD
Favourite FatLace DJ? : Hype
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Name? : mikeybooboo g black mafia
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : floating somewhere between the mellon of kintya and a purpsi bald .
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : i have been there tru it all mate, from the beginning at bassic instinct, to where ever this thing goes! and all you ignorant fucks who wanna try test then you come down to where ever FAT LACE is at and see what FRESH FUCKING SHIT really means, jesus boyo
Any other comments? : um..yes, some advice, if i may give it, is that you just cant let les sing over lk it was fuckin horrible!
Favourite FatLace DJ? : PAPA SHANGA, AND THOSE NEW BOYS LINNET AND SISKIN!
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Name? : sista shrimp
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : why should i tell u jake!!
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : none and wont bother!!
Any other comments? : if ur on line now email me back ass face coz im ur lil sis!
Favourite FatLace DJ? : radar of course
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Name? : G.Bush
Email? : Wewillbombu.sadam.bomb
Location? : Why?who r u?
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : they were all an act of terrorism, they rinsed T.Blair out the door!not even my boduguards could cope with the amens roaring, 4 junglist only!
Any other comments? : Big up the Un + im sorry un USA wants some fucking help!
Favourite FatLace DJ? : Jampots
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Name? : Dan
Email? : aint saying nout, dont want any funny e-mails!
Location? : big bad forest of Brechfa
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : All, gotta say the best fat lace was defo x-mas 2002, and the word round the campfire is that thers gona b a big crowd going 2 the b-day bash!cant wait!
Any other comments? : Big up 2 the boys who sorted fat lace out!hell of a job!keep it going paddy
Favourite FatLace DJ? : Kriptix does play some fucking rinsing tunes bot opti-misic is rinsing aswell!there all fucking top notch!nice 1
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Name? : Kevin pugh
Email? : Ilove [email protected]
Location? : in a barn,mun
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : all of them were bloooooooody amazing, mun, i took fucking hrse tranq.mun whers my apple pie?mun
Any other comments? : Bendy fucking gedig pady boyo!b cin u!mun, oooooooo baserk mun , hehe shaaamon mutha fucka
Favourite FatLace DJ? : all the best
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Name? : Diva
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : Bunker in beard
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : Broke my leg on the gnomes hip, fatten him up ffs
Any other comments? : hehe...the bombs have been planted u squatters just wait
Favourite FatLace DJ? : PINKICING BOMBSSSSS
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Name? : Diva
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : Abseiling down the skinny 1
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : k..Gnome needs fattening up....
Any other comments? : mouldy bday cake makes gr8t bombs
Favourite FatLace DJ? : dj cheesygrin????
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Name? :
Email? :
Location? : london, (lots going on here)
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : basically, yeh?, the government wont let me make jewellery so now jake, yeh?, ive got to sell four-wheel trikes, yeh?
Any other comments? : basically yeh, ken kesey is as sly as a fox doing an impression of a rat.
Favourite FatLace DJ? : acid tekno
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Name? : M.C/D.J Liabilitee
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : down the bushy
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : ive been to a couple- ive just a built a den (its got some bits of carpet in it too, and some wank mags) and im gonnu ask the boys if they want to do the next phat lace there.but the boizezll have to bring some muntin dorises to poke as well, like... that
Any other comments? : boize o boize? o boize o! boize boize boize? os!
Favourite FatLace DJ? : M.C/D.J Andy Crane
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Name? : diva
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : military bunker in beard
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : war has been declared....THIS beard and all that belongs to it is mine
Any other comments? :
Favourite FatLace DJ? : www.stoptheshoesquatters.co.uk
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Name? : diva
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : THE ORIGINAL BEARD!
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : i look down his body at night and hear some very strange noises...Im beginning to get nitemares!!!
Any other comments? : AND THAT SQUATTER IN THE LACES.......SOD OFF......RADARS MINE.ALLLLL MINE I TELL YA
Favourite FatLace DJ? : ME!!!!!!
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Name? : o o o
Email? : oo o o@ boiz.com
Location? : your mother
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : o o o o o! bangin! o o o o, boiz o o o fuckin beserk or what o! o o o o o o o (it continues like this for 3 pages...)
Any other comments? : what are you lookin at?
Favourite FatLace DJ? : stop changing the subject! you spilled my pint!
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Name? : guess....
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : staggering round a mobile hotdog van totally ripped on K
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : i remember radar when he was in the village people, (for you trivia fans, he was the construction worker) and fair play he managed to put a few bux away in order to launch fat lace.
Any other comments? : tell jo hes dead. oh, hang on, its alright, i can tell him myself- jo!, er....youre dead!
Favourite FatLace DJ? : kenny everett
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Name? : boris yeltzwin
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : mewn i BOLand
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : fuckin all of them- i wuz there even before they fucking started them like.
Any other comments? : shouts flying out left right AND centre to the bridge st. massive, welly sumtin, the flickin it back into the bounce boys, the boys boize, lace kru, drive-o posse, hwyl te kru, tha walaa boize and tha kwaaaaaaailty contingent. word, peace out and good no
Favourite FatLace DJ? : godubee radwin inneh?
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Name? : x2k
Email? : [email protected]
Location? :
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : Waiting for the next one.
Any other comments : Just thought Id let everyone know that the next event in Hookers will be on 17th Oct. See http://www.x2k.co.uk/ for more info.
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Name? : David Blaine
Email? :
Location? : Suspended 100ft above the river Thames in a perspex box
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : Gimme some food
Any other comments : Gimme some FUCKIN food please
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Name? : WESTWOOD BABY
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : HANGING
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : ALL I KNOW IS BIG. BIG DOGS AND BIG TINGS, NOTHING BUT BIG TINGS
Any other comments : I WAS OUT WITH MISSY THE OTHER DAY, YOU KNOW MISSY AIGHT WELL LET ME TELL YOU SHE IS FAT BABY RIDICULOUSLY FAT
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Name? : Tom Lost it
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : pon da ones and twos
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : Been at all the motherfuckas and filmed most of em! Wicked every time!
Any other comments : Come on now you fat lace monkeys! youve been duckin me long enough now, time you got Lost it on the controlls for a crazy jump up, bad bwoy, got fuckin crabbz and cant stop skratchin kinda experience! sort it out paddy, you know it makes sense!! easynow!.
date of entry (optional) : 16/11/2003
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Name? : dryad
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : inside yo momma
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : the music was good, the hangings were good, the vibe was good, pity about the venue and security eh?
Any other comments : What was that zig said about shell shock? sucks is it boyo! well i know fatlace was better but lets not be hasty. shell shock kicked ass while it lasted... look out for Bass Cadet in the monkey (shameless self promoter)anybody willing to work the door? zi
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Name? : Diva
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : sweaty beard
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? :
Any other comments : HIS BDAY CAKE WAS PINK WITH LIL BALLERINA CANDLES AWWWWWWWWW BLESS
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Name? : Mr.Smelly Fart
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : LONDON
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : cant fuckin remember
Any other comments : jst wanted to say iv jst farted and it really smellz badly !! oh yea and that my pants r now full of shit now
date of entry (optional) : 12/09/2003
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Name? : diva
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : fecking beard
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : u lot are crap at great escapes aint ya!!!!!
Any other comments : eres hoping that radar has crap bday....NO MORE CAKE!!!!!!!
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Name? : Mc ribiddywibiddybobiddyskibadee
Email? :
Location? : in hypes ass
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : none i were right busy like but i cud feel the vibes all the way from bagleys r.i.p
Any other comments : big ups to tha one like birthday badboy jake hake bbrrradar watch out bwoy theres a rinsin skiba t-shirt and sov on its way woof woof peace
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Name? : jakshalakboomtimystic
Email? : naa man - o mail
Location? : snuggled in jakes fat laces
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : weve got the formula for a hell of a good night if you dont beleive me just come on down the riv on the 24th of october -cos i just wanna rock you baybeeeeeeee
Any other comments : shouts out to my beautiful seren, screams to the bush administration,gurns to all the nation , big up the fat lace situation. im out before i divulge too much.
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Name? : jakshalakboomtimystic
Email? : naa man - o mail
Location? : on the run
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? :
Any other comments :
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Name? : kryptix
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : location, location.
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : all of the motherfuckers an not a tartclart in sight
Any other comments : come on you crayzee kats get on over to x2ks message bored www.x2k.co.uk/forum i wanna chat with some abbey cru
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Name? : linnet an siskin
Email? : o o o boyz o mun is it or what @bow wow .com
Location? : in mikes birds pants weh hey
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? : all of them is it or what, they woz slammin but when we got there we realised oh blow i forgot the brrrrreeeeeeee so we took out all the djs and buillt a nest in brock wilds beard.it was very warm and sumptious...
Any other comments : beware of the wizard named loin clart his spells r whispy and shit.like his beard.i am a robot i am a robot safe as fuck
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Name? : Diva
Email? : [email protected]
Location? : errrrr.guess
FatLace Night youve visited and how they were? :
Any other comments : k.....is drooling a good sign????
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Name : Glitch aka Harish
Email :
Location :
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were :
Comments : Big Up all yous all and keep it slammin big ups the breaks and beats and the drum n bass rollers. im goins fors as jogs. BIGS UPS THES BASSSIS THAT PUMP ALL YOUS LURVLEYS BOYS AND GIRLSSS
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Name : Mike D
Email : [email protected]
Location : Wales
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were :
Comments : fuckin cool website_ word to the muthafucka
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Name : Ollie Thomas
Email : [email protected]
Location : The Waterside
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : I was at every one. I own the venue.
Comments : FatLace gives me the opportunity do scare the fuck out of drunken teenagers and wage my personal war on those evil,dope-smoking druggies.Word to the motherfucker.
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Name : diva
Email : [email protected]
Location : .....still in the beard.
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : Every1 mun! Im still in the beard....i swear i saw rat ere the other day...getting durrty on the dancefloor..listening to the gnome mixing and muttering bristol.......bristol.....(YES.RADAR DOES HAVE DANCEFLOOR IN BEARD!!)
Comments : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Name : diva
Email : Fine1946351481
Location : Still in radars beard......
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were :
Comments : Well,,,in the end......the rat and i got pretty freaky on the dance floor that i had erected in the beard......Bristol beware!!....as for u lot......I STILL WANT OUT U KNOW!!!!!! SO NXT TIME U SEE THE GNOME RADAR......GET HIM SMASHED......CUT ME LOOSE FRO
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Name : Jampots
Email :
Location : A jam pot
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : I dont even know what this is.
Comments : Where are the naked pictures of mulleted women.
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Name : Ollie Thomas
Email : [email protected]
Location : all over my walls
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : fuckin bastard all of them for my bastard troubles.you bastard
Comments : BAstard....these boys comin round here with their partisan politics on the wall.Im just bastard a busniman bastards ive seen you now you BASTARDS
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Name : ziggy
Email : none
Location : everywhere!
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : I pride myslf on being the face of Fat Lace. I love meeting all the heads who come through the illustrious doors of the Fat Lace nights, and if I dont like them well ill just knock their front fuckin teeth out.
Comments : Shell Shock sucks. Peace
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Name : X2K
Email : [email protected]
Location : Sheep country
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : I cant remember exactly which ones, I think I missed on somewhere along the line, The christmas on rocked though.
Comments : Good to see FL are busy working and preparing for more nights, Im looking forward to them. [http://www.x2k.co.uk/]
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Name : Chief Brock-Wild the First
Email : rude photos
Location : In the Bass Bins
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : Im gagging for a cup of tea. Two sugars please. Junglist tea motherfucker. Word. Dont make me pop a cap in yo ass fool.
Comments : Wheres my fuckin tea? Someones gonna get their freakin wig fried soon. Wheres my Glock? Roll up a fat one for the boys. Safe as fuck.
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Name : Radar
Email : [email protected]
Location : Tangled Parrot Records
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : I rinsed out my bwad bwoy rinse-clart tunes at every single one of these rippin nights and it was swell. You fuckin knows it.
Comments : Big up to everyone that knows me, especially the ladies. Websites to check out: www.x2k.co.uk www.zooass.com www.youknowsit.co.uk
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Name : diva
Email : [email protected]
Location : radars beard!!! (sum1 rescue me tis getting scary in ere)
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : erm....pass
Comments : oh u boys are fineeeeeeeee and u know it...hehehe...nice site guys.....xxxxxxxxxx (international woman of mystery) xx
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Name : Glitch
Email :
Location : PORTALOO ON MARS
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were :
Comments : CHECK OUT NUBREAKS.COM FOR SOME SLAMMIN NU SKOOL BREAKS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. PEACE.
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Name : Hari AKA Glitch AKA (de)glitch(er)
Email : [email protected]
Location : Mums Office
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : I think I have been at all and played a couple of times but Im not sure. Could someone please tell me!
Comments : The positiveness coming from both the organizers, djs and the crowd proves that south west wales is still alive and avin I hope for a brighter cleaner future were oneself can live in peace and harmony with ones neighbour and be allowed a place were one ca
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Name : Mr P
Email :
Location : south Wales
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : News! News! News!
Comments : New Date in pipeline 4 end of summer Rinse! Check Back 4 More News Tell yo mates about d site
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Name : marky boy
Email :
Location : LLanelli Twats
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : 1st one and christmas one. they were good
Comments : Big shout out to da abbey crew , givin it large and random flavaz !!!!!!
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Name : jack jariwala-optimystic
Email :
Location : im a scrubbin hermit
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : played at every one ,fat lace is numero uno, o.
Comments : my jaw is touching my knees and i reckon ive got fleas. but get your asses down to tangled parrot and pick up the new hip headquarters demo for straight ho price yes?
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Name : seren
Email : ??????
Location : crazzzzzzeeeeland
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : them allllllluviiiiiiifunskiand fab most gorges musics and pobol
Comments : bumwilly, bumwilly williipoobumelephant ju ja
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Name : sianneeee
Email : uugghhh...
Location : my house
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : perfect attendance. of course.
Comments : big up to the long legged one,see you next time. have joy...
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Name : PaddyC
Email : [email protected]
Location :
Fat Laces uv visited and how they were : Pass
Comments : Big Big Big O O Os To all a da Fat Lace Massive posse crew inna de place!!!!!!!!!!!!! No News except 4 da fact that fat lace has reached swansea with a possible new monthly Basement Bash down the Palace. Big Shout to any1 who has knowledge of this new club
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