1. Andhi Ganji
Aur Langri
2. Santa Singh & Banta Singh
3. Naukri
4. Bus Driver
5. Aik Ghada
3 women were sitting on a bench.One was Andhi, The second one was Lungri & the last was Gunji.
Andhi : WOH DEKHO SAMNEY DARAKHT PER PHOOL LAGA HUA HAI!!!
Lungri : MAIN BHAAG KER JAA KER LE ATI HOON!!!
Gunji : HAAN AUR MAIN APNEY SAR MAIN LAGA LOON GI!!
Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked . Then he saw a note which said, "kaise ullu banaya!"
Banta Singh was terribly furious , therefore thinking himself to be smart , stuck a note saying, "Main to aya hi nahein."
Policeman : “Tum ney company manager ka haath kuin jalaya?”
Youngman: “Sir, sahab say naukari maangney gaya to wo bolay keh phelay muth-thi garam karo; to main nay jalta huwa koela (coal) un kay haath per rakh diya.”
AIK BUS DRIVER BARI HI SUST RAFTAAR SE BUS CHALA RAHA HOTA HAI ..... AIK AADMI KO JALDI HOTI HAI MANZIL PER PAUCHNE KI ..........
Musafir: "LAGTA HAI KE TUM BUS CHALANE SE PEHLE GADHA GARI CHALATE RAHE HO".
Bus Driver: "PEHLE MAIN GADHA GARI CHALATA THAA .... AB AAP JAISE GADHON KO BITHA KER BUS CHALATA HOON
A Muslim named Tajir moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer Banta Singh for $100. Banta agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.The next day Banta drove up and said,
"Sorry Tajir , but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back," said Tajir
"I can't do that. I went and spent it already," said Banta .
"OK then, just unload the donkey," said Tajir .
"What ya gonna do with him?" asked Banta .
"I'm gonna raffle him off," explained Tajir
"Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!" asked Banta surprisingly.
"Sure I can. Watch me . I just won't tell anyone he's dead ."
A month later Banta met up with Tajir and asked,
"What happened with the dead donkey ?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 apiece and made a profit of $898." boosted Tajir .
"Didn't anyone complain ?" asked Banta .
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back ."