10.   My dad's the owner and he said I could work here

9.     If I like it here in a few months, will you start paying me?

8.     That Lewinski chick was an idiot...If you spill any, at least get your
        dress drycleaned!!

7.     Sorry, my washer is broke, all I could find to wear was my
        daughters cheerleader outfit.

6.     My last job was as an exotic dancer......

5      I had to quit my last job, my husband found out I was sleeping with
        my boss  

4      Will my tongue ring be a problem?

3      Is a bikini too casual for casual Friday?

2      Don't worry, I wear smudge proof lipstick

1      I need this job to finish paying for my breast enhancement surgery
        Don't you think it was worth it?      
Top ten things you can say at an interview to guarantee you get the job
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