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| Oh...pooor poooor birdie....meet Baby Bird. He was discovered on the above date on the floor of a small suburban home. There were no clues as to where he had come from...except that he had just fallen out of the mouth of the notorious killer, "Smokey". Police are searching for clues as to where he came from, there are currently no leads. |
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| When taken outside for questioning, he protested against unfair treatment. "It's not my fault the were born attached! I never asked to be taken away from my family! I was just kidnapped and all you can ask about are my brothers??? What kind of police are you??" When asked about this accusation, the police made no comment. |
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| But wait...there's more. Just a few inches away lay two brothers...desperately clinging to each other, praying for their brother left alone in the grasp of the killer...how could this have happened to such a happy family?? Hmm...he's already been rescued...why are they still clinging to each other? |
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| When he saw the confused look the investigators had when he mentioned something about his brothers begin "attached", Baby Bird tried to flee. This picture was taken as he struggled to rise out of the confines of the paper towel the police had put him on. |
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| Here Baby Bird is pictured after being restrained by police. After further investigations, the truth comes out. Baby Bird's brothers were not, in fact, clinging to each other for support, they are...*GASP*.... |
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| SIAMESE BABIES! For the first time in the history of the G-Hill Police Force, a pair of siamese birds has been discovered. They are being taken to the lab for careful examination, and routes of possible separation are being discussed. Oh wait, they are already dead. |
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| Judge Deadbunny has reviewed the case and sentenced Baby Bird to life on the picnic table in the backyard. For more information, please contact: [email protected] |