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Leia's Movie Reviews! |
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Spiderman 2
Soo this movie was definetly a great one and I'd probably see it again. Didn't plan on seeing it so soon (although seeing it at 11:58 tuesday woulda been cooool) but still awesome. The ending was prolonged by like 5 minutes but it was a *perfect* setup for the 3rd (and should-be-final) movie. Also liked how it got right to the action, no need to explain the whole story all over again. Plus the characters were more easily relateable and more real. James Franco's character was definetly a sad/obsessive/mourning/grudge-holding drunk. Fer sher. Some scary, hop-back-in-yer-seat moments, too. And just a tip for the rest of yas, don't go to a theatre where a bunch of little kids happen to be taking their field trip. They just might scream and talk the whole f'n time-- yeah, yeah, that's right! So you'd best be watchin out for those young'ns, y'hear?! |
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![I'm Spider-Man no more. [[uhh yeah right]]](spiderman2.JPG) |
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And once again folks, I didn't expect to see this movie so soon! But I'm glad I did! I will admit - predictable. But in a cute way! I mean, how can it not be cute with Mr. Chad Michael Murray in it? And for you fellas, there's a little lady you may have heard of, Miss Hilary Duff! You all know the story of Cinderella, but this one was a cute adaptation. Sam's stepmother was quite the witch and I totally hated her and the dumbo stepsisters - but they were hilarous, I gotta say! And her best friend was so cute, and nice! Also I the clothes Hilary got to wear in this movie were very cute, and the music was pretty darn good, too! So overall it was a good movie that I liked, and if you wanna see some cute, funny people this is definetly the movie for you! Oh and the dress she wore = beeautiful. And her "fairy godmother" and friends from the restaurant were soo nice and caring, it was sweet! By the end Hil and Chad even had Eileen and I tearin' up a bit - wow what saps we are! |
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If you're a tough movie critic who pays close attention to plot lines and character development, this movie is not for you. But if you laugh easily and laugh a lot, and you haven't seen this movie.. you're an IDIOT! Basically, I was laughing throughout the entire movie. There was no plot but Napoleon and his family are hilarious and there were so many quotable quotes coming from this movie. Plus I'm sure nerds everywhere look to Napoleon as inspiration, seeing as how he's the first cool nerd to ever come out of a movie since Anthony Michael Hall in pretty much any 80s movie. Napoleon's grandma gets hurt and Uncle Rico comes to stay with Napoleon and his 26 year old brother Kip. Kip and Uncle Rico buy a time machine online and Rico straps it to his balls, leading to a bad injury. Deb, with fantastic 80s hair, tries to sell Napoleon keychains and glamour shots. Kip finally meets his online girlfriend, LaFawnduh. And don't forget Pedro (For President!) with his bike that gets great jumps. Or Tina, that fat lard. |
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Okay really, this movie sucked. But there were enough pathetic laughs to make it through the movie. It was really predictable, and I understood what was going on even though I got there like 45 minutes late. Seth Green was significantly shorter than his other two friends, and that made him funny. A bear thought he was her baby and tried to feed him. There were some currazy pot farmers, one of them being the fat kid Mikey from Boy Meets World but he wasn't poetic this time, just dumb and ate stuff off the ground. Matthew Lillard, aka Shaggy, doesn't know what to do with his life and he tries to think deeply about it during the trip. The other guy, I don't know who the hell he is, but he always blames his bad luck on his family. The best parts were.. I forgot. I laughed hard at some parts though - and I was positive the bushman that rescued them was Sean Connery, but alas no, he was not. I still don't get if him and BD or whoever's treasure they were looking for were gay or not. And the all-natural girls who get orgasms from rain storms definetly added something to the movie. |
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Shall We Dance?
Well this movie definetly was up to par with what I was hoping it to be! I thought maybe it would be a little dumb or they might put in too much of stuff that was boring, but no, they definetly didn't! JLo was playing a troubled woman who refused any advances from anyone, and she played it well, much better than I thought she could. Richard Gere, I gotta confess - you may be old, but you aare hot! In a comfortable kind of way, non-threatening and all. Basically, this movie got right to the point. It made me want to dance, honestly. Like, I had just finished my first cross country meet and went to see it and while watching I started planning my dance lessons. Oh man, they are all so great. The plot was interesting, never too sad or overly dramatic. I was always thinking something bad might happen, but it didn't. Overall, though this review of it sucks - the movie rocks, go see it! |
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Still want to see:
Garden State -+- Princess Diaries 2 -+- Wimbledon -+- Life Aquatic -+- Shark Tale |
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