in low places..
but I don't feel like telling you about them. You know who you are!
The people who act toughest are easiest to break - so be careful how you treat everyone.
Sometimes even the best people listen to the worst music.
You can love your friends to death but still get annoyed with them.
A lot of people don't like it when you chew loudly.. or chew at all.
Don't serve alcohol til after the speeches at your wedding.
~why doesn't the 9 work on my phone??
~how come when grapes turn into raisins they turn BLACK too?
~what's the guys equivalent to periods?? honestly now.. unfair? YEAH! i think so!
~why can't you ever seem to find the thing you're looking for RIGHt when you need it??
~how come the red sock turns everything white to pink, but the black sock doesn't turn everything gray??
~how come hard boiled eggs (my favorite!!) smell, but scrambled eggs don't??
~why can't you ever remember somebody's name RIGHT when you see them and they say "HIII (insert name)!!!"
~what's in sunscreen that makes it smell good?
~math.. besides arithmetic WHATS THE POINT?? yeah, i'm fer sure gonna use the quadratic formula next time I'm out shopping
~how does the law of conservation of mass apply to farts?
~how do the "CLAP ON!!CLAP OFF!!" lights work??
~is there really a giant squid??
~what makes people blush?? i mean i know they're embarassed or something but where's the SCIENCE in it? (can't believe i put that)
~how in the world does a computer work??
~isn't it neat how the best things in the world are intangible?? (aka peace, love, etc)