In case you don't know a great variety of people is found in our class. Every one's unique in his/her own way.
This article contains a little description about some of the people from the batch 99 A. Currently all of then are written by Mutahair. For some reason Mutahair was reluctant to write about the girls. Well it doesn't mean that they'd be spared. Nope. So coming soon a write up on girls as well, and the other boys who are left. Get ready people
Mushhood Zaheer, Nauman Abbas,
One thing is clear, come rains, storms, earthquakes, nuclear holocaust, Arish to teen saal FAST main aik saath guzaray gai. He made that quite clear
after
a certain folder was found missing a year back. Arish has this ability to suddenly transport himself from the
normal world
to the twilight zone. And when he does enter the zone he starts making real
bbongians. Like for example as soon as the DS class is about to end Arish will start getting edgy, ready to take of from his seat and as soon as the
madam will announce the class to be over he will charge the towards the madams laptop,
with his floppy in his hand to copy the slides. I mean Arish
what is the excitement in doing that, do you get some thrill out of it or what, why should you be the first.
He has also achieve the status of the class whipping boy along with Osama. Most of the Physics II paper balls were targeted at him. Plus if ever Arish stands up in the middle of the class immediately there are calls from the back ordering him to sit down. The pathan group really seems to get a kick out of targeting Arish with all sorts of comments. Arish has four main friends, three ladies and one particular senior, the rest of the class seem to be close personal acquaintances. But he gets along with everybody and everybody gets along with him alright if he remains in the normal world that is.
SOOPER CUMPOOTER
From the talk of his latest project you'd think that he is a plumber and he sometimes even looks like
one (Wakka Wakka). It had something to do with networking of water pipes and their
simulation (ordinary mortals cannot understand, only Aqdases of this world can).
A guru of Programming who can be spotted a mile away by his pointed beard and porcupine like hair. Such is his skill in the field of programming that sometimes he is the one lecturing the programming instructor about the programming
languages. If you need any help in this field contact Aqdas. He will probably be the one winning all the prizes at software competitions for FAST in the years to
come. Ameen.
154: Bilal Khan Toru
NET
GURU
Most people don't know it but Bilal is married. Yes he is. His wife is the "Internet". The reason being that he just can't live without it. If by some chance you are sitting on one of the PCs in the lab that has internet and if by chance Bilal comes in the lab then most probably the first thing he will do is convince you that you really don't need the net at this moment and that he has some important thing to do. If you resist this early onslaught and refuse to budge then he will either throw you out of your chair or better yet ,sit on you and use the net
. Believe me both of these scenarios is not a pretty sight. I think he joined Fast for the Internet. During the summer
holidays he would come to the institute regularly for free Internet.
The other thing about Bilal is his religious nature. He is one of the two people who have a beard and his eagerness for
Namaz is exemplary. His main work on the Internet is exploring materials related to Islam and its perception in the west.
Another striking thing about him is his car. The "Toru
Mobile". Its one of those big guzzling old cars your can hear a mile away. If you really want to annoy bilal then sit on his car and you'll see his reaction. In matters of studying bilal is all
thund. He starts his semester with the will to achieve a good GPA but after a week forgets about it. His vision of hell is a place where they make you solve complicated physics and electronic problems for all eternity.
In just about every comment on my class mates if tried to pinpoint their strangeness or their stupidity (read bonga pun). But for this guy even if I try I won't find anything like that because in my opinion Daansih is the most sensible person in our class. He doesn't talk too much, neither does he talk too little but talks just right and sensibly. Treats every one with the utmost respect. Wishes well for everybody and isn't interested ,unlike other members of our batch, in insulting anybody or talking ill of somebody behind his back always answers the call of prayers. a real gentleman. He is one of those goody goody people you read in novels and think that these characters do not exist but we have one like those in our class.
He brings stability in our already namoona filled class. But Danish does have some uniqueness. The rest of the boys probably spend a couple of minutes combing their zulfains in front of the mirror but Danish is lucky. his hair is so curly and thick set that they never change. I tried once to mess his hair but the stubborn things refused to budge even an inch. Danish is also notorious for being the left handed batsman who regularly keeps throwing the ball in the houses near the ground, especially the one with the elephant sized dog. Yar Daanish aram seh khaila karo.
144: Faisal Jamil
Read his name as "Faistal" cuz that's what he is called in class. As you know Faistal is the webmaster of this site. He has a knack for handling anything that is related to computers, be it programming, web, Internet, email. But sometimes he can be a little full of himself. He once wrote down 16 email addresses of his on the board just to show off how much he knows about Internet. Yar Faisal if I had free Internet I would also have 16 emails.
Faisal has so much patriotism oozing out of him that some of it rubs of on others. He's the founder of the Proud Pakies Club. Say anything against Pakistan and your liable to end up with a black eye. The minute the word Pakistan is said you'll see Faisal's small eyes suddenly pop out with interest .Yar Faisal just for your information I'm a RAW agent operating in Pakistan :-))))). Faistal has this ability to get along with everybody especially some of the juniors. Yar Faistal chaaa sai nahin gai, good job.
162: Emad-Uddin
SOOTA
POWER
One of this batches most intelligent people. If there were to be an IQ test in our class, he would have the highest. It seems he gets all his intelligence from smoking too much. So much is his notoriety for sootas that once he met my dad and had a chat with him. After the chat my dad commented to me that he smoked too much. I asked him "how did you know. I never told you and I'm sure he would never have mentioned it either". and my dads reply was "I noticed that whenever your class would end he would be the first one out and immediately light a cigarette invariably and just about everyday." So much is his passion for cigarettes that he would leave the class right in the middle of something important. If you've promised your parents that you wont smoke but still want to inhale the smoke then no problem. All you have to do is stick around Imad or his other soota group friends and you'll receive a constant supply of rich "Montana" tobacco fumes to enrich your lungs.
164: Mushood Zaheer
CLASS JOKKERR
Everybody looks up to Mushhood and that's because he is the tallest in our class. On the first day of the institute when we
met each other Mushhood was
the most liveliest of all. Cracking jokes and being the wise guy. When the first time I met him I thought "Damn!! I'll have to bare
this guy for THREE
years", now after one year my thoughts about him are "Damn!!I'll have to bare
this guy for TWO years" :-))))).but ,in reality Mushhood is a very friendly guy, most of the time you'll see him smiling and
laughing. He can get along
with just about everybody. Even if you crack the most bonga joke, he will keep your heart and laugh.
One thing about him is his accent. A person meeting him for the first time (like all the fastians a year back) will think that he has spent all
his life in America that's because he speaks Urdu in an Americanized accent. (rather sound like as if he is talking through his
nose). The class is filled with sounds of Mushhood's "YUP", "YEAH" and
"YO". A note of Caution here. Don't call him a JOKKER because he announced it quite firmly a year back that " I'm not a JOKKER
YARR". One off the people who takes his religion quite seriously. BRAVO!
155: Noman Abbass
This person is our batch's toper in waiting. He has so far secured 4s in all subjects except for English and
pakst+islamiat. That's where the ladies have an edge over him. But now since there is no more
humanities subjects I guess he will really give the ladies a run for their money.
Noman is composed mainly of long thin sticks and twigs and with his height it gives him the look of a praying mantis. He was the first person
from our batch who really experimented with his hair (i.e he was the first one to go
gunja). but that wasn't his fault something dropped on his head
which injured him and had to remove his hair. But time has a way of healing all wounds, as well as lost hair, and now we see noman back with his Noodle
or savaiyan hair.
Being such a good student doesn't mean that he is the nerdy type, rather he is probably the most shughully bunda in our class. After giving the first
presentation in TOA, he has vowed to disturbed all the other PRESENTERS. His Antics at the back of the class during these presentations would
probably give Dr Aftab a fit. His antics can sometimes get other people in trouble as well. Noman be careful next time I might not get of the hook so
easily.
YA Sheik
When Osama is trying to make a point then he can break the elastic limit of his facial muscles. If you notice carefully, his smile stretches from one end of his face to the other. And most of the time it stays that way. I don't know why but he has become the pet whipping boy for the class. The duster cant be found "Osama stole it", the handouts are missing "Osama sold it to the radiwalla", there is some noise in the class "Osama is the one doing it, so throw him out". In physics II he was the guy bombarded with the most paper balls. But he has a lot of patience and takes it as a mazak.
Osama sits in a special place in the class. right in front. I wonder why??????therefore there are lots of demands from the backbenchers to send him to the back of the class, but he refuses to budge and ignores these calls. He can be classified as one of the good students. His GPAs have so far been outstanding and he is definitely vying for the top slot. Lets see what happens in the future.
CHAPA
Old macFastian had a midterm
eiyai eiyai oh
he had to do a lot of questions
eiyai eiyai oh
so a chapa from here
and a chapa from there
chapa here chapa there
chapa everywhere
eiyai eiyai oh
The end result being that the people from whom he made the chappa secure fewer marks than he does. Other then that he is the batch 99As
Muralitharan, bowls like him, turns like him and even has a suspect action like him. Looks like him
too (from a certain angle) also a good batsman.
Has this habit of making bongians in class, even in DR Waseems class, but sometimes these can backfire on him. His main interest lies in rambling on and on about other people and trying to insult them right in their faces, but he rarely succeeds. A sughully type
bunda.
145: Saad Bin Kamil
On the first few days of the institute when nobody knew each other, Saad seemed to be the most respectable person among us. Dress pent nice shirts and almost always smartly dressed (he was from Cadet
College Hasanabdal) so we all thought that he would be very sharif type bunda but I guess looks
can be decieving.jitna sharif yeh lugta hai utna hai nahin. He has a very wicked sense of humor and can
sometimes be cruel when he tries to insult
somebody.
Saad seems to be suffering from major hair loss problem (notice his receding hairline) and recently he even helped out mother nature in that
task by shaving his head. He thought that it would stop the hair loss but the opposite happened. But one good thing about his going gunja was the display of the variety of
hats, especially the yellow shiny one (Yeh kither seh khreedi thi?) Of course the hat didn't do much to improve his
personality but at least it added some color (as well as some good jokes at Saad's expense) to Fast.
HE was also nominated for Mr. FAST title at the welcome party of our juniors but unfortunately crowd nain ziada ghaas nahin dali not even from
our own batch.but koi baat nahin,zindagi main oonch neech atti rehti hai.
180: Shafqat-ur-Rahman
Boota from toba tek
singh
This person has sharafat and paindoopan written all over him. His manners and accent clearly suggest that he is from the
NWFP. I mean has anyone heard of "Sathore (70) rupaih" before. If the GPAs were to be handed out on
massomiat he would definitely be getting 4s all the way. But being paindoo doesn't mean that the is incompetent or anything rather he is
extremely hardworking
and diligent. We found that out when the DS classes started
this semester and out of the Blue Shafqat started answering madams questions and making statements about scope
resolution and all that. Looked like Aqdas syndrome of spending too much time in front of the Computer.
Shafqat comes to the institute early in the morning, even on our off days, and hits the books or rather the PC and
works on C++ and what not.
His sense of humor though has much to be desired. Once during the rains some of the seniors were forcefully giving baths ,to everybody they could find, under the porches purnala and poor Shafqat was also one of the victims. The rest of us took our baths with a great deal of humor and fun, but Shafqat fought like a wild bull to get out of the clutches of the seniors but to no avail. After the bath he had the sorry face of a cat that has just been given a bath. Quite annoyed that day. In the end I would just like to say that "please is bunday ko tung mut kia karo bichara buhut sharif aur maasoom hay."
This is the other Abdalian to have entered our fast batch 99 a's domain. But most guys who have been in cadet college for a couple of years develop an certain attitude that suggests that they have had something to do with the military. but not this guy. The way he sways around when he walks gives us the impression that he never ever marched like a cadet with full uniform and boot etc. Neither do his way of speaking his mannerism indicate any background of a military institute. But I guess all kinds of guys leave cadet college. SO far in FAST one of the things that he has achieved his that he is the Pak St teachers favorite pupil. He was the only distinguished student who got shouted at and almost got kicked out by the otherwise very calm and friendly Dar Sahib.koi baat nahin jub class main itna bolo gai to is tarha to hoga.
The other thing which has so far brought him to lime light is the real classic bongi he made at the Hotspot restaurant (where we had gone to celebrate ,rather mourn, the end of our first semester) which forced all of us to made a quick exit from the restaurant. The nature of the bongi cannot be printed here but those who were there will understand. Yar Umer hum itnay to khoobbsoorat nahin. But other wise he is a very shughully bunda and cracking jokes all the time. The only one among his group who has yet to go gunja. So we are all witing for that moment.
167: Umer Mushahid Khan
SIKH
Kaam kaam kaam
din raat karain hum kaam
jab kaam sey thak jain
to aur karain hum kaam
kaam ka hai naam
Umer Mushahid Khan, A very hardworking student indeed. Probably the only one who does all the exercises in the books especially if it's related to Calculus. His vision of heaven is of angels and hoors ,not presenting delicious fruits and drinks ,but presenting Calculus problems to solve. His hard work has of course paid off (his whooping good GPA).on the days of submitting our assignments he becomes the Class VIP, there are calls of help from all corners of the institute saying " Omer help me with my assignment". "Omer assignment nahin ho
rahi ither ao" but of course he will always help.
The peculiar thing about him is his refusal to shave, and when he does shave he looks like a freshly mowed lawn. He should stay away from Lahore. Whenever he goes there something happens to him which I wouldn't care to mention in this place. Something I haven't understood about him. Why does he continuously keep splashing his face with water. Maybe he can explain this habit to us.
