Lost My Mind
Parody of "Closing Time" by Semisonic
New lyrics by Crazy Carl


Lost my mind
Locked up all the doors 'cuz I'm afraid of what's outside
Lost my mind
Turn off all of the lights,  stay inside, duck, crouch and hide
Lost my mind
I can't remember the sun at all, it's been so long since I've left here
Lost my mind
I'm a prisoner in my own home, because of my own fear.

I never talk on the telephone
Groceries delivered to me at home
I spend my life living alone
So alone.

Lost my mind
Afraid of all the disease, do not know who has one
Lost my mind
This sense of paranoia, i do not know where it is from

This house i will never exit,
as long as my Internet exists
I learn from e-mails people send

Lost my mind
New fears begin in me, will this torment ever end?
NO!

I never talk on the telephone
Groceries delivered to me at home
I spend my life living alone
So alone.

Lost my mind
Thieves, muggers, and lawyers, that is what I am afraid of

I never talk on the telephone
Groceries delivered to me at home
I spend my life living alone
So alone.

I never talk on the telephone
Groceries delivered to me at home
I spend my life living alone
So alone.

Lost my mind
My only companions are my Internet friends...

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Copyright    Tyler Saunders (2000)