Brainless
(Parody of "Weightless" by See Spot Run)
New Lyrics by Y2Krazy Carl
Duhhhhhuhhh, Duhhhhhuhhh
I know it's not always so easy
Living with a girl like you whose head is full of space
Maybe you don't see your head's so empty
I always see you during Math class, always in a daze
Duhhhhhuhhh, Duhhhhhuhhh
At first I thought you were crazy
You asked where do those buffalo have those tasty wings?
Then I got to know you much better
I see know that you're a ding-a-ling.
You are so brainless
On your head there's a sign that says room for rent
You're head's so spacious
Like your sniffing highly toxic glue all the time
I don't see why you're so space-y
But I realize that you're so brain dead
You're not even a blondie
Maybe it's all that weed that got to your head
You are so brainless
Just listening to you gives me severe migraine headaches
I might just be gracious
And grab a shotgun and end your worthless existence
So brain dead...
Duhhhhhuhhh, Duhhhhhuhhh
Duhhhhhuhhh, Duhhhhhuhhh
You are so brainless
I can't imagine anyone being stupider than you
Oh come on let's face it
Your head's got more air than a Goodyear balloon
Man...
Copyright Tyler Saunders (2000)