Parody of �Blonde and Blue� by The Headstones
New Lyrics by Crazy Carl
He pounds me daily
He tries to break every bone in my body, Well it�s so painful
He says �Gimme your money�
And if I don�t he pounds my head in
My head in
Tending my bruising (Tears run down)
Tears running down
Salty tears they sting
Hoping that one day (Please one day)
I wont go home
Crying to my mom
Black and blue
My face has been abused
Stupid bully, I hate you!
Won�t let you hit me no more
Your rule won�t last forever
You aren�t very clever
Your control won�t be forever
One day the power won�t be yours
I graduated
I look to elementary, and nod my head
The bully were shipped off
To military school because he was bad
Two years before
First day of high school (In my town)
In this small town
Of all the evil things
Who is in my gym class? (With a frown)
A vengeful frown
The bully gives me a pounding!
Black and blue
Man I HATE YOU!
What the hell is up with you?!
You�re an overgrown boar!
This can�t last forever!
You aren�t very clever!
High school will take you forever!
YOU STUPID WHORE!
Now I�m twenty-two
Doctoring is what I do
The career that is for you?
Pump jockey, such a chore!
You�ll be stuck there forever
I told you, you weren�t clever!
Minimum wage FOREVER!
The power isn�t yours.The control isn�t yours
My money is yours.
You STUPID IDIOT! I WIN FINALLY!