Beer #5 (A Little Bit of Booze)
(Parody of Mambo #5-(A Little Bit of Mambo) by Lou Bega)
New Lyrics by Crazy Carl
"As far as I know, I'm on beer number five"
One, two, three, four, five,
Pretty soon I'll lose count I must confide
We got alcohol of all types and colors
I think another twenty-six or two and I think I'm a goner
One hundred proof is too weak
Three more beers and got to take a leak
Wanna Paralyzer? Vodka? Perhaps a mageurita?
With every drink that chick looks sweet-a
Twelve twenty-two, I think I'll have a couple more
I pray that I'll stay off the floor
Anything here, is all alcohol trust me
Just let me know that u drank it
A little bit of JD in my life
A bottle of beer by my side
Mickey of vodka is all I need
Straight booze is what I pee!
Bottle of everclear, I'm not done
Gonna be drinkin all night long
Twenty six of Jimmy Beam, I'm so hammed
All this makes me drunk as I am
And I'm still alive!
Stumble, fall down, and stagger all around
When you fall down put your hands on the ground
Sway to the left, fall to the right
You gonna hurl?, then do it outside
Sit yourself down, slam another beer
When the cops show up, u gotta be outta sight!
A little bit of vodka in my life
A bottle of rum by my side
Mickey of gin is all I need
No tequila if u please!
Bottle of Lemon gin, I'm not done
Gonna be slurring all night long
Sixty six of Lamb's Navy, I'm so hammed
All this makes me drunk as I am
Hammered, I'm hammered
I'm never gonna die!
A little bit of whiskey in my life
A keg of beer by my side
Mickey of gin is all I need
Next is the wine and cheese!
Bottle of Schnapps, I'm not done
Gonna be puking all night long
Fourties of Gilbey's Dry, I'm so hammed
All this makes me drunk as I am
I knew about you, but beer makes me forget everything too
Because things you say don't stay inside
Things said don't stay in my mind
Stomach pumpin time!
Copyright Tyler Saunders (2000)