Alphabet Poem

 

 

To ameliorate the

Blatant blasphemy of

A .22 caliber pistol,

A deranged monkey

Must emancipate a

Humongous fart to

Celebrate the glory

Of halitosis.

 

The idiocy of

The jolly hobbit

Of kilimanjaro

That has no legs is comparable

To Martha Stewart,

Everyone�s favorite narcoleptic bitch.

 

Her orthopedist put

lsd in her porridge,

creating a quilt of

wonderfully random

slaps of color and fear.

 

The tambourine sprays

Urine everywhere.

 

I like vaseline.

 

Why?

 

Because of the xylophone frogs.

 

I think I�m going to Yak.

 

Zirconium!!!