A Constellation of Doubt

Rygel: It's a backward planet (Earth) full of superstitious xenophobic morons. Nothing makes sense if they didn't think of it first and even then it's simplistic drivel.

John: Are you asking in Scarran?
Sikozu: Of course I am, you Raskreeta.
John: I know what that means and I love you too.

D'Argo: I've seen lots of your movies and in every film the aliens are always evil and Earth always is victorious.
Bobby: You mean we have to learn there are good aliens?
D'Argo: No. I mean you have to learn you won't always win.

Bobby: You spent over three years in deepest darkest space battling aliens and evil races. What was the worst part?
John: The worst part. Um, was the complete and utter lack of toilet paper. Seriously? (holding photo of mother) Missing family.

Bobby: Are you different?
John: Yeah. I'm different.
Bobby: How?
John: Well things that used to bother me don't that much anymore. The world seems smaller and I keep waiting for something to happen and I have to remind myself when it doesn't happen that that's normal.

Chiana: You can't tell when I'm lying.
Sikozu: Yes we can, we all can.
Chiana: How?
Sikozu: You open your mouth and words come out of it.

Noranti: I like that you're always striving to reach higher. Hoping for a better tomorrow. It's the quality that first attracted me to your uncle.
Bobby: That human strength.
Noranti: Yes. You're so ignorant but you never give up even in the face of insurmountable odds.

John: What's my tell?
Olivia: Your lips. When you see Aeryn they soften just a bit.
John: She has a word for us, it's called yesterday.
Olivia: Yeah, right.
John: She have a tell?
Olivia: Yeah.
John: What is it?
Olivia: Her eyes. She's waiting for you.

Chiana: They don't like her (Aeryn) there. They don't like any of us.
John: You watch too much TV.

Bobby: What are you doing?
D'Argo: I am absorbing beauty.
Bobby: You like Earth?
D'Argo: I didn't think I did at first, but I'm beginning to realize it's one of the better places I've visited. It reminds me of my own planet ten thousand cycles ago. IT was meant to be undisciplined and adventurous.

Bobby: I thought you were great on Letterman.
D'Argo: Yeah thanks. Um, I thought everyone was laughing with me.

Rygel: Feel sorry for Aeryn. He'll (John) get over it.
Chiana: I don't think he will Ryg. No matter how long it takes I don't think he'll lose hope.

Host: And what do you think the signals are telling us?
Sheriff: Eat fatty foods.

Chiana: So why are all the little girls wearing all those clothes?
Bobby: Because they see it on the TV and in the magazines.
Chiana: But somebody sold them the clothes, so somebody wants them to have sex.

John: (to Scorpious) You set me up. Not that I care. I don't care about much. War. Death. Wormholes. I don't care about the things you care about. Peacekeepers rule the Scarrans, the Scarrans rule the Peacekeepers. Le them rule together put your ass in a cage. I care about one thing. One. God have mercy on my soul. I think I'm gonna need your help Mr. Scarran half-breed to get Aeryn back. Help me get her and I will give you wormholes.