Mental As Anything

John: Tell them we're not coming. We're gonna stay, we'll watch TV, we'll eat popcorn, we'll act like normal people.

John: Look I can put up with the fairy crystal and the jammies, but I need to know what else we get for the gym membership.

Katoya: Everyone must participate.
John: After the probes, land mines, corkscrews I've had in my head I ain't offering up a chunk for your mind games.
Katoya: It is not a game.
John: It ain't going to happen. Miss Krabappple. Fail me. Give me an F on my report card, but I ain't goin' in your icosahedron.

John: Well that was instructive. You kinda led with your chin there.
Scorpious: It's not meant to be painless. It never will be painless John.

Macton: Do you know what Luxan hyper rage is?
John: Yes, I do. Do you know what a crock is?

John: Excuse me Master Jedi. Looks like Sparky's loosing more than a few brain cells.

Scorpious: When the Scarrens find you, they will take your wormhole knowledge and then they will kill you. I will never allow that.
John: Oh Scorpy Sue after all we've meant to each other you'd kill me first.
Scorpious: You have such a limited mental capacity John but apparently an abundant will to prevail. Well my advice to you is to use that will right here, right now. Katoya is the only one that can give you the tools to resist the Scarrens.

D'Argo: (to Macton) Lo'Laan told me that I do have power over my hyper rage and it's more than enough to control you in here.

D'Argo: He's trapped in a coma with his own nightmares. Killing him would have been merciful. I'm not that enlightened.

Scorpious: Grayza does not want Earth. Grayza wants you.
John: Why do I always attract the psychos?