Twice Shy

D'Argo: This is a bad idea.
John: Nine times out of ten.

John: You do not scare me missy. (Aeryn stares at him) Okay, you scare me a little.

John: I was taking that crap from Noranti to forget you. Which you gotta admit it's kinda romantic. I'm just crazy about you.
Aeryn: So It's my fault?
John: No. What?
Aeryn: You should have been stronger.
John: Oh god. Aeryn please gimme a break, I'm weak, I'm human, I'm a guy.

John: You can do it man. You're smart enough. You're good enough. Doggone-it people like you.

Scorpious: Your crewmates are behaving very oddly.
John: Well that's par for the course around here Grasshopper. Don't worry about it.

John: So we wake him up, use him as bait, let her harvest his mojo.

John: I know you can see me. Bad guys always see me, cause my plans suck. People die. It's always a mess.
Talikaa: Crichton.
John: Yeah that's me. A dumb ass. I help someone and they screw me.
Talikaa: I have no remorse. You're food and I eat.
John: There's always an excuse lady.

John: I was planning on grabbing those nads there but I guess you're not going to let me.

John: Along came a spider, exploded beside her.

John: Shut up and listen to me. Scorpious is here looking for the key to what's inside my head. The neural chips, Aurora chair, threatening Earth, none of it works because he does not understand me.
Aeryn: Stop using him as an excuse.
John: Please. You're the key. My Achilles. You. If he figured that out the world and all that's in it is nothing. He will use you and the baby and I will not be able to stop him.
Aeryn: So you think he's been using the comms? Look what it's done to you. You're completely paranoid.
Scorpious: (over comm.) Pilot are we having trouble with the comms?
Pilot: I was just checking them. Some slight irregularities but they appear to be functioning normally.
Aeryn: So it's over.
John: It's over.
Aeryn: There's nothing more between us.
John: Nothing. (they kiss)