Kansas

John: You all might want to stay out of sight. We don't want to screw up the universe more than I already have.

John (to younger John): We don't hit. We may shoot people sometimes but we don't hit.

D'Argo: Chiana has already told me a few words: Yes, No, Bite Me. That's all I need to know.

Aeryn: (watching Sesame Street) Q, R, S, S…this girl is slow.

Sheriff: You're a little old to be dressing up for Halloween aren't you pal?
D'Argo. No. Yes. Bite me.

John: Oh man I like those clothes.
Aeryn: I hope this is all right, it's all we could find.
John: You kinda look like Cher.
Aeryn: Is that a good or a bad thing?
John: It works.

D'Argo: Helmets (puts sheriff's hat on). (to car) Machine go.
Noranti: I think you might turn that.
D'Argo: Alright mind your own business. Okay. Prepare for engagement.

John: Well somebody got a sugar high. You've been stealing candy Mr. Burroughs?
Rygel: Oh Crichton how illegal is this dren? You have to get me more, I don't care what it costs.
John: Buckwheat breathe, breathe.

Rygel: But I love this and you won't buy me anymore. I want Kit Kat and M & M's and Pez and Reece's pieces.

Noranti: Calm down everything's under control.
John: Under control? I'm gone. What happens next, I loose my voice?
Aeryn: I wish, keep it down.

John: I'm Casper the friggin' joke.

Noranti: (to young John) Remember nothing.
Chiana: Except for Karen Shaw and the four wheel drive.

Jack: Welcome home son. We've been waiting for you a long time. (John pulls gun) What's wrong John?
John: Was it a bass or a trout?