Suns and Lovers

John: See to me it's unbelievable, you know, I can come to the mall of the uncharted territories, buy anything I want, cause I'm rich, and that leather S & M faced wacko Scorpy clone, he's locked in here so you know, and you think everything is going to be just fine but no my friend, she's sick so we had to find a place where she can heal and you have no idea what I'm talking about do you?

D'Argo: John!
John: Yo heavy D, hey man have you tried one of these things? They're terrible but once you get past the blue slime, underneath pure aviation fuel.

John: So what did you buy?
Aeryn: Just some essentials
John: What would that be floss? Lip liner?

Borlik: You know, I heard he destroyed a Peacekeeper Gammack base, murdered an entire Nebari battalion, even laid waste to a shadow depository. I heard he was a devil, he raped and pillaged, he popped eyeballs…
John: Whoa, whoa, where, where to they get these stories. Let's set the facts straight. First off there was no raping, very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.

Borlik: Hey Moordil, more intoxicants for Crichton and his grunt.
Aeryn: I'm not his grunt.
Borlick: Yes sir are you here to kill someone? Can I help you?
John: No, no, no my grunt does all my killing, I'm strictly R and R.

D'Argo: Are you okay?
John: Yeah, yeah, yeah nothing like a bomb to sober me up, I'm fine.

Chiana: Watch where you're going.
Rygel: Watch yourself slut.

Chiana: If you tell D'Argo I'll rip out your tongue and shove it up you fetick.
Rygel: You idiot I won't have to tell him, he's Luxan, he'll smell Jothee all over you.

Chiana: Keep your lips shut.
Rygel: You do the same with your legs.

Aeryn: You know I've been thinking about us.
John: You want to talk about this now?
Aeryn: It's a good time no one here to bother us. I know the prices of living close, how it can effect the safety of the entire battalion, unless tensions are relieved.
John: So what do you suggest?
Aeryn: Well in Peacekeepers it aw common practice to, ah, reduce fluid levels.
John: Fluid levels, like what like Valvoline, like brake fluid?
Aeryn: Like sex. We can have sex if you want.
John: You know what? Now is not a good time. How about I check my diary and get back to you later in the week.
Aeryn: It would relieve the tension.
John: Is this for you or for me?
Aeryn: For both of us.
John: You know what? I got two hands. I can alternate. I can release all the tension I want and I don't need your charity.
Aeryn: And I don't need your emotions, but we can have sex if you want.

Rygel: I don't give a sisils ass about a trapped girl.
John: Yes, and that's what makes you a great humanitarian Buckwheat but we are not leaving. Scooby-do time.

Zhaan: Calm yourself Stark please. You're the expert here. You've witnessed more deaths than anyone else. So many dissatisfied souls dying before they felt ready.
Stark: Yes I'm an expert on dying, I'm just not an expert on you dying.

D'Argo:You have betrayed me…
Jothee: D'Argo…
D'Argo: my own manin
Chiana: I'm not your manin
D'Argo: Obviously.
Chiana: I didn't mean that
D'Argo: Well what did you mean?
Jothee: D'Argo let's not
D'Argo: Let's not what? Get angry? Or kill you? Do you know what this is? (shows unity brand).
Chiana: D'Argo this is my fault, mine not Jothee's.
D'Argo: Get away from me now (pushes her away). It's a union tattoo. It's a Luxan symbol of courage, honor, and loyalty. I was going to give it to China but I was wrong. I want you to have it.
Jothee: D'Argo I don't want to have it.
D'Argo: No, I insist (brands him and Jothee yells, he turns to Chiana) But you, you will never get these.
China: D'Argo listen to me.
D'Argo: I will never listen to anything either of you have to say again.

John: You sure one-eye's workin' right?
Stark: It's working.
Borlik: No it's broken
John: Give him the Scooby snack then.

John: (trying to pull Borlik off the ceiling) Dude, she's stuck man.

Borlik: Worm, are you ready to die in the cleansing apocalypse?
Rygel: Worm? Are you ready to die in a cleansing ramming? (rams into her)
John: Rygel cut it out.
Rygel: I'm going to kill the bitch now.
John: Rygel we don't know what's going on. We don't know anything so we don't know if killing her will stop the damn signal.
Rygel: Who cares? It will shut her up and make me feel good. (continues ramming her)
John: Buckwheat! Stop it.

D'Argo: Well why don't you get Chiana and Jothee to do it, they like working together.
John: D'Argo, they can't free the cable. They're not as strong as you are, they're not as brave, they're not as smart…
D'Argo: Oh don't all right, don't. They broke my heart John.
John: I know that, but if you don't go out on Moya and pull the cable off we're all going to die when that storm hits.
D'Argo: Then we all die.

John: What the hell were you thinking?
Chiana: Obviously we weren't thinking.
John: Obviously.
Jothee: We didn't think we'd get caught.
John: Do you know what you did? You betrayed the one person on this ship who would have done anything for you, both of you. He would have died for you.

D'Argo: Yeah we need you D'Argo, we need you. Oh and by the way would you mind putting your hands up against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks. You have got to be one dumb trasnik.

John: Take the gag out.
Rygel: You wanna hear this?
Borlik: I see your fear worm but the Holy Gezma will embrace even you if you repent. Rygel: Ha, ha, ha repent? We have less than an arn. I was a dominar. Take me longer than that to repent.
Borlik: When about to die you should feel more shame. (Rygel chuckles)
John: Hey fridge magnet, I got something for you to feel.
Borlik: What is that?
John: Oh what's the matter is that your fear I see? You're not so psycho happy now.

Chiana: D'Argo listen to me, wait for Crichton he'll…
D'Argo: No Chiana you can never tell me what to do ever again.

Aeryn: Frell me dead.

Chiana: I thought you were going to die out there.
D'Argo: Come here.
Chiana: What?
D'Argo: I want you both to stay away from me.

John: Commuter forcast on your travel day, storms expected just for you…

John: You win we loose, you outsmarted us, but that door you're stuck to, it's detachable.
Borlik: No
John: Yes
Borlik: No you lie no. You'll still be purified the Holy Gezma's punishment will be brought down upon you.
John: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Pilot, I'm clear detach the door and suck this bitch out.

John: I've been thinking about that thing we talked about, charity, and maybe…
Aeryn: Maybe you were right, we should do nothing.
John: What about body fluids?
Aeryn: There will be a backlog.
Rygel: Fluid levels? Backlog? Is there some kind of problem?
John: Shut up.
Rygel: What did I say?
Aeryn and John: Shut up!

Chiana: You're really going to leave without saying anything.
Jothee: Yeah, D'Argo's right, I know nothing about Luxan honor or integrity. I'm half Luxan, I betrayed him and if I stay I'll probably do it again.
Chiana: Well it's not all your fault.
Jothee: Yeah, I never figured that bit. Why did you do it?
Chiana: I don't know. D'Argo had plans for me. For a stupid farm. I didn't want any of them. I knew he wouldn't take no for an answer so I figured I'd have to do something he'd never forgive.
Jothee: You used me.
Chiana: Yeah a little. But you enjoyed it, didn't you?
Jothee: Tell my father, if he'll let you, that I'm sorry and that one day I'll return and make it up to you both.
Chiana: I'll tell him.