Look at the Princess, Part 2 - I Do, I Think
 

John: He needs a bath and a hug.

Chiana: You bitch-slapped the trell?

Princess: He would never kill anyone.
John: Well a scaren might, they are playmates, you know that.

John: Lady we have been over this ground with a backhoe, it works for both of us, it saves my life it saves your ass.

Kahaynu: I am here to decommission Moya, to end her existence.

Chiana: Look Aeryn all men are stupid, okay? Men, stupid. If you want them to know something you have to tell them.

Aeryn: (to Casanova) Now don't feel bad, it's not you, it's me. I don't like you.

John: Obi-Wan had one (mechanical ball), except his is a lot smaller.

John: Buckle in boys and girls, emergency exits (inaudible) sides.

Moya: Moya fulfilled. Moya go willing, willing, willing. Yes, peace.
Zhaan: This is an abomination. I am so filled with uncharitable rage. NO…

John: Look I'm going to be a statue for eighty cycles someone ought to use the stuff while the warranties are still good.

John: I live in a converted cell. I don't have a VCR, no remote control, damn, no Charlie Parker albums and I do miss my 62' T-bird.

Aeryn: (holding the Princess and Jenavia's faces against the mirror) Hello Ladies. Hope I'm not disturbing. Now listen to me closely so there's no misunderstanding. I don't know what game's being played on this little planet of yours, and I don't really care, what I care about is that a good friend of mind is not hurt, in any sense of the word, and if he is I will personally take revenge on both of your overly made up faces.

Bracka: Oh how disappointing you are in the flesh.
John: Oh I get that all the time.

Bracka: Stop or I will shoot you.
John: Really? You promise?

John: You're going to shoot me?
Bracka: If I have to.
John: Do me the favor. I don't think so you know. I don't think Scorpy is going to give you your badge of commendation if you shoot unique.

John: (holding Bracka's gun to his groin) Here John Wayne Bobbit, Vienna Boys Choir, Ahhhh(singing)
Bracka: You're insane.
John: (holding gun to his hand) My sex life, kill my sex life.

John: (holding finger to neck) Get back get back or the white boy gets it. Oh man don't let him kill me. You people are so dumb.

John: We're so screwed man, we're gonna die.

Bracka: You're insane.
John: What, you didn't figure that out? I thought that was common knowledge.

Voice in John's head: Focus John. Panic is unacceptable. You will survive.
John: No.
Voice: You must survive.
John: No.
Voice: You've come too far to die.

D'Argo: Security is so tight that last night they burst into my room just as Chiana was, ah, screaming.

Aeryn: I'm very proud of you.
John: Really.
Aeryn: Yes.
John: Why?
Aeryn: Being Crichton, Crichton I always knew.
John: Yep, getting my ass kicked all over the universe.
Aeryn: Letting yourself into a position to get your ass kicked, fighting, resisting, never giving up.

John: Aeryn, I'm tired. What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do when there's no fight left?
Aeryn: You run away.
John: With you?
Aeryn: With all of us together.

Pilot: Moya has slipped from my consciousness. She is gone and I am shortly to follow. Don't feel sad. Our lives were good. Moya is right we are fulfilled.
Zhaan: Pilot it has been a pleasure.
Pilot: I am ready now. I have seen the stars.

D'Argo: Well, now I can speak truth and that comes as good and bad news.
John: Alright, give me the bad news first.
D'Argo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
John: What's the good news.
D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.