Look at the Princess Part 1: A kiss is but a Kiss
 

Aeryn: Would you like to learn how to do this or are you content to continually display your ineptitude?
John: My ineptitude? You mean improvisation that kind of bails your sorry military…I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what's that smell?
Aeryn: What?
John: It's your hair it smells.
Aeryn: Zhaan gave me something.
John: Alright, smells good, I like it.
Aeryn: Well it's not for you to like.
John: Oh then what's it for?
Aeryn: For me to like.
John: You don't like that I like it?
Aeryn: Personal indulgences can fracture a small crew.
John: I would never tell them that you scented your hair.
(They kiss)
Aeryn: No.
John: Aeryn
Aeryn: No, no, no, no I will not be a slave to your hormones.
John: My hormones? Hey, I was lips you were tongue.
(They scuffle)
John: Why did you do your hair?
Aeryn: To see if you'd notice.
John: Standing at attention.
Aeryn: Well I'll let Zhaan know you find her oils pleasing.
John: It's you I find pleasing.
(Aeryn leaves)

Rygel: By the yotz, run, fight, surrender, pick one.

Rygel: I am Rygel…
John: No way Jose you keep your mouth shut.
Rygel: But I am our best negotiator.
John: Our best self-serving-to-hell-with-everyone-else-iator.

John: Aeryn, I want to talk.
Aeryn: I want to talk less.
John: We tried that it leads to kissing.
Aeryn: Oh
John:That's a joke to relieve the tension.
Aeryn: Wasn't funny. Just give me some space John.
John: Fine have the whole universe. Chiana?
Chiana: Yeah
John: I'm going down to the planet want to hang?
Chiana: Yeah
Aeryn: Good (walks away)
John: Cool, can I come in?
(John enters room where China and D'Argo are having sex)
John: Oh, Oh jeez, whoa ho, ho, bad time, no, good time, sorry, wrong time.

John: Buy you a drink for a few words.
Aeryn: You mean now that Chiana is occupied. You made a run at Zhaan yet?
John: Oh that is unfair.

Aeryn: That's great it's a whole world designed for your rutting instincts. (Man tries to kiss Aeryn) Oh, no, no, no, no, try him (indicating John) he seems to love kissing.

Rygel: Have you lost your mind?
Aeryn: Do it.
(They kiss)
Aeryn: Sweet. I'm so pleased.
Guy: I wish you both the very best of fortune.
Aeryn:Thank you.
(He leaves, they spit)

John: Where are D'Argo and Chiana?
Rygel: Ultimately exchanging body fluids and checking a tracking station to locate Moya's orbit.
John: Doesn't that just figure? Look let's get that drink out of your hand. I'm going to sober you up and get you out of here.

John: You want a donation to the sperm bank?
Tyno: I want you to consider marrying her.
John: You would just have to be on this side of my life to understand how frelling insane that is.

John: There's always one in every family.

Chiana: Do you want me to jump to another conclusion? He probably wouldn't be in this dren if it wasn't for you.
Aeryn: Me?
Chiana: Yeah, if you hadn't rejected him.
Aeryn: It wasn't my door he was last seen sniffing under.
Chiana: Some women consider that a compliment.
Aeryn: Some women have to.
D'Argo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, as entertaining as this is at the moment, it's getting us no where.

John: The Princess is nice, she's sweet, and it might be nice to go shopping for the rest of my life, but I am not getting married.

D'Argo: Scorpious has offered me a deal to turn you in.
John: What? To share his condo in hell?

John: On my planet we don't marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires.

John: Go away Scorpy. It's over. Find another girlfriend.

Aeryn: What do you mean you have no choice?
John: No choice. Rock , me, hard place.

John: Better wed than dead.

Aeryn: I've had just about enough of you.
Chiana: No, no, no. It's not me that you're made at. You should have told him how you felt when you had a chance.
Aeryn: You don't know anything.
Chiana: Yeah? Well I know about men. See that one over there? How many times has he tried to come on to you? What? Three? Four times? Look he's well bred, he's rich, handsome, perfect. You're going to let him get away too you know why?
Aeryn: Oh go on, tell me.
Chiana: Because you only want the ones you can't have. So you're going to go to Crichton, you're going to mess with his mind, he's going to be turned over to Scorpious and dead.
Aeryn: This marriage is wrong and you both know it.

Scaren: I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Aeryn: Yes, I've heard that about Scarens.

Rygel: Listen carefully Peacekeeper. The longer Crichton plays the part he's been assigned the more likely we'll keep our internal organs internal. Do not dissuade him from this marriage.
Aeryn: Thank you Rygel, I'll do what I think is right.
Rygel: For Crichton, or for you?

John: You know, you take any more samples of my DNA, there's not going to be enough left to be me.

Princess: Our children will be healthy, disease-free.
Rygel: And you can see what they'll be like. Oh ho, ho, how many nasty surprises could I have avoided.

John: On earth, we have this queen, she's got this wave. I'll do that.
Tyno: Hardly a pose you'd like to hold for eighty cycles, I'm afraid.

John: Did you hear about the statue? Eighty cycles, eighty cycles, that is roughly eighty years to you and me and over five hundred years to dogs!

John: After we're married, and I mean right after we're married, they turn us into statues.
D'Argo: That is fascinating.
John: Excellent, D'Argo discovers science.

D'Argo: Perhaps that's why they've endured nineteen hundred cycles of peace, it works.
John: You're like a brochure.

D'Argo: You have to go through with it John.
John: Eighty cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. I'll get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that I left on and everybody I know will be dead.
D'Argo: The alternative is having your brain dissected by Scorpious.
John: Humans don't live as long as sabaceans or hynerians, or delvians. When I get back, everyone, my dad, D.K., my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be dead.
D'Argo: Well you may never see these people again anyway.
John: Hope D'Argo. It's what keeps you going. You're going to see your son. I'm going to go home. Hope. I have hope or nothing.

John: If I do this, you have to be my best man.
D'Argo: Uh, I'm with Chiana now John.

John: He's in my head, back of my mind, corner of my eye. He scares me Aeryn, I can't shake him.
Aeryn: I don't know what you're talking about, but there's never been anything that we couldn't overcome together.
John: Except each other.

Aeryn: I can't come to the wedding.
John: I want you there.
Aeryn: Don't be absurd.
John: I need you there. Aeryn, don't you think that there are things to say?
Aeryn: At this point what else can we say except good-bye.
John: You're right, you're always right.
(Aeryn leaves)
John: Bye.

John: (looking at pinkish satin shirt) Welcome to Barbie world.