Mind The Baby

 

 

D'Argo: As John once said "I would rather go down on a swing-"
John: Swinging, go down swinging.

D'Argo: Ha ha ha. Again, I win.
John: No, I win. Paper wraps rock.
D'Argo: No paper cannot possibly beat rock.
John: It does paper beats rock.
D'Argo: Rock rips though paper.
John: D'Argo that's not how it works. Paper beats rock.
D'Argo: That's not realistic.
John: Well it's the rules. It's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.

John: How many times have we saved each other's lives?
Aeryn: I've lost count.
John: Safe to say more than once?
Aeryn: Sure.
John: Fine. And how many times have you and I been close?
(Aeryn looks at D'Argo)
Aeryn: (whispering) Just that once…
John: (clears throat, whispering)No not that kind of close.
Aeryn: (louder) Oh friend close.
John: Yes.
Aeryn: Oh, um more than once.
John: Yeah, right, well whatever our relationship is, we should be in a place where we can trust one another. I think you're holding something back.

D'Argo: You look after her while I go break Crais's neck.
John: D'Argo, you couldn't break wind right now, I'm going.

Crais: Crichton?
John: I know, I know I shoulda called but I was in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop in, say hi.

Crais: Where's Officer Sun? Have you harmed her?
John: You're asking me if I've harmed Aeryn? That's a winner Crais. Do you Sebaceans have a word for hutzbah?

Crais: What do you want Crichton?
John: Oh a couple things. Your head on a platter for starters.

John: You want to have a mid-life crisis? Fine, ditch the firm, head off to Maui, shackup with a supermodel, but you don't get the keep the Porsche.

Rygel: Pilot, what the yotz was that?
Pilot: Moya is accelerating.
Rygel: I know that, I felt it in all three stomachs.

Rygel: She'd blunder right into Scorpious's bad teeth.

Chiana: It's been a thrill your frogness.
Rygel: May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine.

Chiana: You survived!
John: Don't I always?

John: Sparky! How's my favorite Hynerian?
(Rygel can't speak)
D'Argo: Even I am pleased to see you.
(Rygel continues choking)
D'Argo: Are you, are you not well?
John: Frog in your throat? Need a Hynerian Hymlich?
(John does Hymlich on Rygel)
Rygel: I'll be fine. (Sees Aeryn and starts again) Slight case of the intons.
John: What?
Aeryn: It's a Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions.
John: (laughing) I didn't know you had strong emotions in your Sparky.
D'Argo: Other than greed of course.

Zhaan: I love you.
Aeryn: What?
Zhaan: I love you.
Aeryn: Oh yes, I did hear it the first time. And you know what, I-
Zhaan: I love all living beings. The seek has re-opened my eyes to the wonder of the spirit. I am now going to devote my life to enlightenment.
Aeryn: Well I think that's really selfish actually. You know, before you bliss off completely into oblivion, you may want to have a little look around you because Moya and Talyn are in danger.

Aeryn: I'm just an ignorant warrior who believes love means you're willing to fight and die for your fellow living beings.

John: So you better behave yourself with Tayln and Aeryn because if you hurt either one of them I'm gonna hunt you down.
Crais: You hunt me down? That would complete the symmetry nicely wouldn't it?

D'Argo: The next level will always be there, this one will not.
Zhaan: Then we must cherish it while we have it. We must cherish each other.

John: Pilot, get that boy on the phone!

John: Well they say they'll call home Pilot once a week, never do.

Aeryn: Well you do believe people can change don't you John? Well?
John: Well you have, I have, but Crais…