Through The Looking Glass

 

 

Rygel: That's krogar. A delicacy, even for pagans.
John: Yeah, and how long was it under your butt getting delicate?

Zhaan: Rygel, what do you think?
Rygel: Well, Moya has been, for as long as I can remember, our protector, our home, our companion and our friend. But as relationships grow, they can also change. You think we can trade her in for a faster vessel?

Chiana: That's what I've been trying to tell you guys. The DRD's have ears. No wonder you guys have been running around in circles.

John: Listen, Sunshine, you want to be part of this crew?
Chiana: On the good days.
John: This is one of the good days. I thought you were Junior Miss Tough Chick of the Universe.

John: What's so damn funny?
Rygel: You! You're making that same face, but… In a cute way.
John: Cute?

John: I don't know what you've been smoking, Buckwheat, but we've got a serious problem here.

John: Hey, Guido, you see that?

John: You've gotta listen for a weird, strange noise. Something out of the ordinary.
Rygel: Weird noise… Does my stomach count?

John: I've got to get out of here before I end up like you!
Rygel: What, handsome with a great sexual prowess?

John: Okay, Alice, once more into the Looking Glass.

Pilot: The DRD's still show Officer Sun on tier two, Rygel outside the seventh chamber and D'Argo in-
Chiana: Competent?

Zhaan: Then why can't we see them?
John: Because you don't have X-ray vision, do you?

Chiana: You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?

John: You'll be happy to know I have a plan.
Chiana: I'll be happy to know it works.

Zhaan: We stay together. The whole way, Chiana.
Chiana: Yes, Mother.
John: No, Mom, the plan has changed. You stay here with Pilot. If that creature comes back, shoot it.
Zhaan: Even if I were stilla full Pa'u, I would not hesitate.
John: I hear. Ready, Pip?
Chiana: And Pip would mean?
John: My favorite traveling companion.

D'Argo: You haven't heard of anything like this happening before?
John: I haven't heard of anything like anything happening before. My planet doesn't even go to the moon anymore.

John: Does that thing work?
D'Argo: Barely. I only retch once in a while now.

John: Do you know how to use that thing?
Chiana: I'm scared thoughtless, not stupid.

D'Argo: One, two, fire!
John: What happened to three?

D'Argo: I remember from the first seven times you told me.

Chiana: What if the creature's waiting?
John: Then piss it off.
Chiana: How?
John: Pretend it's me.

Aeryn: Why did you not shoot that thing?
John: I don't know.
Aeryn: You don't know. Brilliant instinct, Crichton.

John: It's gonna be harder to doubt you in the future.
Aeryn: I apologize for my strengths.

Rygel: Careful… Don't slip and fall and die!

Chiana: Do you know any good jokes?
John: Not besides the one I'm living.

Rygel: No dominar from the House of Rygel ever travels in reverse!
John: Turn around, pretend you're heading forward.

Rygel(singing): Oh there is no expanse of the mind the will can not traverse, or physically the distance laid across the universe. His blessings many in the stars say one lamented curse, that sixteenth Rygel, glory me, must travel in reverse!

John: Restore the green knob.
Chiana: Ignore the green slob.
John: Restore the green knob. Do that, and I'll let you take a transport down on the next planet.
Chiana: Green knob. Green knob.
John: Good girl. Hang tough, Sparky. Enjoy the personality.

John: I wish you people would stop pointing guns at me.

Zhaan: It's trying to communicate.
John: You bet your blue ass.

D'Argo: I have no timekeeping device.
John: One Mississippi, one. Two Mississippi, two. Three Mississippi, three. Three hundred, forward.
D'Argo: One Mippippippi… Two Mippippippi…

Aeryn: Good luck.
John: Back at you, baby.

John: Still auditioning for Star Search, I see.
Rygel: No, I have a new philosophy. What used to be important, isn't. What should be important, never will be.
John: Great. By the way, when this whole thing screws up and we die, you're not gonna be winching in my ear, right?

John: You did not say that!
D'Argo: I did. I was very shameless in my youth.
John: And that worked?
D'Argo: Of course not. The girl screamed and I was almost arrested.

Zhaan: My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.

Rygel: I spent all evening listening to them gripe and whine about me. Of course, they didn't realize I was their dominar.
Aeryn: I admire your openness to criticism, Rygel. When did they figure it out?
Rygel: At their trial, of course.

Rygel: In that case, tell her, if she is so inclined, when it is born she can name it after me.
Chiana: That only works if it's a runt.

John: This is one of the good days, people. To a healthy, happy baby.