Jeremiah Crichton

 

 

John: I'm totally dependent on your technology now.
D'Argo: It's not my technology, it's Leviathan technology.
John: I don't give a rat's ass what you want to call it. It's your end of the universe, it's your technology. Sure as hell ain't mine.

Zhaan: John, is something wrong?
John: Yep. I'm fed up.
Zhaan: Fed up?
John: I'm sorry, is this gonna be another translator microbe hiccup? Oh, John, you're fed up, does that mean you've had too many food cubes today? It was cute. It was vaguely, vaguely amusing the first six billion times.

John: You're gonna help? Is that it? Maybe. Before, when you were a priest? But guess what. You resigned.

Aeryn: Crichton, I don't understand what you're talking about.
John: I'm going for a drive, I'm hitting the strip, I'm going cruising.

John: I'm getting some space, and I'm not talking about the space outside the ship.

John: That's it! You're so damn smart. There's no time for stupid human anything. And I'm sick of it, Aeryn. I'm sick of Napoleon the 14th, I'm sick of Blue, I'm sick of Tentacle Boy. I'm sick of you. I'm sick of this whole turd burp end of the universe.

D'Argo: You smell like dren. You look like dren.
John: Get the hell away from me.

D'Argo: You really think we abandoned you when we spent the last quarter of a cycle looking for you?
Rygel: A lapse of sound judgment I regret for the rest of my life.
John: Yep. You just might.

Rygel: We're stuck here? No power, no comforts, no defenses... Sounds like paradise.

Zhaan: What we need to do is isolate the most highly developed organisms.
Aeryn: That rules out the three we're looking for.

John: Since I left home, I've been hunted, beaten, locked up, Shang-haied, shot at... I've had alien creatures in my face, up my noise, inside my brain, down my pants... This is the first time, the first place, where I've felt peace.

Rygel: What the frell is going on?
John: I think they think you're God.
Rygel: No, not a god, but a sovereign.

John: Hakuna Matata, Masata.

John: The slug who would be king.