Rhapsody In Blue

 

 

Rygel: Hail prince of the obvious.

Rygel: I like my wives pregnant, and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm, and my slumber is uninterrupted.
John: Wives, plural? Big fella!

John: That's my underwear! Aeryn: What does this say?
John: Calvin.
Aeryn: They're not yours.

D'Argo: I dreamt of my wife last night. The last night we spent together before she was murdered.
John: That was my dream. No, not your wife. Someone I cared about. How about you girls? Sex dreams?
Aeryn: I slept soundly.
Zhaan: I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.

John: It's so perfect my teeth ache.
Aeryn: That's from all the sincerity.

Zhaan: You invaded my soul last night and you left me bitter.
Tahleen: Your friends were happy with their remembrances, were they not?
Zhaan: Yet you caused me remember.
Tahleen: We always remember, Zhaan. We simply choose to ignore.

D'Argo: Something Crichton said is disturbing me.
Rygel: Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived.

Tuzak: I am insane.
John: Yeah, that would have been my next guess.

Zhaan: I need you.
John: For what, target practice?

Aeryn: This is such a bad combination... I should have never left them. Zhaan distracted, Crichton confused…
D'Argo: Crichton is always confused.

John: Where's Tahleen?
Alex: Lotus position somewhere.

John: You're going to kill her, aren't you? Just like you killed your lover.
Zhaan: The urge to give retribution is intoxicating. I have missed it.

Lorana: Whilst in your mind, you have showed me the ember of my own virtue.
John: Next time, ask.

Rygel: I get a vote. I say we go down there and shoot them all.

Rygel: D'Argo almost stepped on me.

John: The part of Tahleen in tonight's unity will be played by John Crichton.
Zhaan: You wish to share unity with me?
John: 'Cause you guys are always going on about how hot it is, I thought I'd give it a go.

John: (Clucking noise) Your translator microbes handle that one?

Zhaan: Although, I must admit I have always wondered what could possibly go on in there.
John: Not a lot. I'm a guy. Come on, Zhaan. What are you afraid of?

John: What is that?
Zhaan: Unity.
John: It's like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment.

John: This tree, the center of your existence, right? The source of your goodness, spiritual flame... Well, burn down the temple, sister, because you're a bastard sect in any religion.

Zhaan: I am now a Pa'u of the tenth level, able to protect.

Zhaan: It's not about winning, John. Each day infuses us with the knowledge we carry into tomorrow. I will be a Pa'u again. But I am not today.
John: It's a shame. Waste some of those years of training.
Zhaan: Hardly wasted. They were the best cycles of my life.