FUNNY POETRY

FUNNY POETRY
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khuda kare hasino ke baap mar jayein
bahana ho maut ka aur hum unke ghar jayein

aisa mat keh zalim mahapap hoga
kabhie tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
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pani peeta hai pipe se
apple khate hai knife se
apni bhi kya life hai yaaron
jute khatein hai wife se
jee chahta hai tumhari dhadkano ko apne kaano se sunu
lekin ye zalim zamanaa mere kaan hi kheech leta hai
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maine tujhe pyar kiya saraswati samjhkar
tere baap ne mujhe jala diya agarbati samajhkar
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maine tujhe dekha handle badal badal kar
teri maa ne mujhe pita sandle badal badal kar
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jawan ho ya budhia, ya nanhi si gudiya
kuch bhi ho lekin aurat hai jahar ki pudiya
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gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte reh gaye
saare shayar mar gaye, tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye
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sheeshi bhari gulab ki sheesha chatak gaya
budhi ne aankh mari budha latak gaya
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KALA KAJAL, KALA BAADAL, KALA RANG KADHAI KA
EK TO TERI YAAD SATAWE DUJA FIKR PADHAI KA
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kamata nahi hoon itna ki tujhe roji khilaon
aana hai to aaja, ya kisi aur ko pataoo
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shama parvane se kehti hai
ponch teri naak behti hai
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humne tumhe gulab diya tohafa samajh kar
tum uss par beth gaye sofa samajh kar
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Ouss ne sapnon main aane ka vaada kiya
Khoushi ke mare so na saka, to mein kya karoun.
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jab kaha tha aaou aate na the
bin kahe ab bar bar aane lage
ya kabhie wo berukhi, ya ye karam
saath ab bachon ko bhi laane lage
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kabhie kehte the dost hamare ki
jaan bhi maango to haajir hai
aaj apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai
aur maango to inkar kartein hai
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Kabar meri ke paas se,
woh sir jhuka ke chali gayi,
diye mein jo tel yha,
woh sir pe laga ke chali gayi.

main nay tuj say piyar kia lyla samaj kay
tera bap muje kha ghaya kyla samaj kay__________________________
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Tumhare samne hain itney item
Kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe
Kabhi to tum double click karo
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Tere Pyar Ka E - mail mere dil ko lubhaata hai
Par beech mein tera baap Virus ban Kar aajaata hai
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DAFAN KARDO UN HASEENO KO JO HUSN PE NAAZ KARTE HAI.........
LAG AKE PHOOL ZULFO MEIN.........JAVANO KO BARBAD KARTI HAI.....?
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deepak jugnu chand sitare ek se hain
yani sare ishq ke maare ek se hain
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ishqkay samandar main maine gotta lagaya

paani bhaut thanda tha main bahir nikal aya
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chashma laga ke raat ko sota hoon isliye
chashme bager khwab na dhundhla dikhai de
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Doodh main chawal padey to usey kheer kehtey hain,
pyar main jootey padey to usey taqdeer kehtey hain.
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ye kaun sa jaam tumne humko pila diya
is sarfire ka saraa system hila diya
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Aankhen taras gayi tumhara khayal aa gaya
ab to chehra dikhado naya saal aa gaya
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wo samajhte hai ki dil tod diya to hum dead hain
ye nahi jaante ki is dil mein kitne thread hain
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Chand Chandni se hoti hai... Sitaro se nahi!
Dosti ek sai hoti hai Hajarose nahi!!

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neend aati nahi judai mein
upar se khatmal hai charpai mein

ek gehra zakhm dil mein chupaye baithen hain
jigar ko chur kar surma banaye baithen hain

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
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Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga
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Tum bhi besahara,hum bhi besahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha
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Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya
Sar Mundwa Le To Savera Ho Jai
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mere jine ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai
dil ke kalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kaafi hai
teer aur talwaar ki tujhe kya jaroorat
quatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kaafi hai
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