A salesman dropped in to see a
business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog
emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if
his imagination could be playing tricks on him.
The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part
of my job."
"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it.
Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can
talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man
finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone, too."
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