Farmer Lund

1. SIGNS YOUR COW MAY HAVE MAD COW DISEASE.

She doesn't moo she says "Wassuuuup!"
Your cow makes little cow-pie statues of Louis Pasteur.
Your cow squirts milk on your wheat field for the "Breakfast of Champions."
She starts a non-profit organization called BAGG. (Bovines Against Gas Grills)
She makes passing remarks of how she would be happier as a wallet.
Your cow threatens to hold in her methane until she turns blue in the face.
Instead of just milk, she gives you White Russians.
You tip her over and she says, "Do it again! Do it again!"
She complains of being lactose intolerant.
She doesn't eat grass, she smokes it to "cure her glaucoma."
Your cow grinds down her own horns to be used as an aphrodisiac.
You cow insists that it is Napoleon.
She mounts the bull.
She tangles herself up in the barbed-wire fence on purpose screaming, "I got your leather coat, right here!"
She asks to be tattooed instead of branded.
She wears a bumper sticker that says "I break for Amish buggies."
She keeps singing "Cat on a Rot Tin Hoof."
Your cow makes blue cheese dressing by eating a tub of "2000 flushes".