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| Blonde Jokes ! |
| 1. There was a legend that if you look into this mirror and tell the truth you will be granted a wish, but if you lie then *POOF* you would be swallowed up by the mirror and mever seen again. A red head walked up to the mirror and said " I am the most beutiful woman in the world" and *POOF* she was gone. Then a brunette walked up to the mirror and siad "I am the most sexest person in the world" and poof she was gone. Then a blonde walked in and said " I think...." and *POOF* she was gone |
| 2. A man was cutting the lawn of his front garden when his blonde neighbour came out and checked the mail box, she saw it was empty so went back inside. 5minutes later the same thing happened and again the mail box was empty. 5 minutes later she came out againa and checked again but there still wasnt anything there. The man was wandering why she was doing this so he said " Is there a problem ?" She replies" Yes, theres a problem my computer keeps telling me i have got mail!" |
| 4. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday??? |
| 3.There is a blonde a brunette and a red head stuck on a desert island and there isnt any other inhabited islands around apart from one 20 miles away. So they decide to swim there. The red head goes 10 miles and gets too tired so gives up and drowns. The brunette goes 15 miles and gets too tired and gives up and drowns. The blonde makes it 19 miles then decides she is too tired to go ne further and so turns back and swims 19 miles back to the desert islan ! |
| 5. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? |
| 6. Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman? |
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| Get the answers to 4, 5 and 6 |