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| Animal Jokes !! |
| 1. A man and woman were moving into there new house when they noticed a brick in the middle of the kitchen floor. They decided to get some one to come in and look at it to find out why it was there. The next day the man was looking round at the brick when all of a sudden it went up into the air, How come? |
| 2. A man and a woman where sitting on a plane, the man had a pipe and the woman had a duck. The woman said to the man that if he throws his pipe out the window she will throw her duck. He agrees and so they throw them out the window. 5 minutes later the woman looks out the window and sees her duck flying along carrying something in its beak, what? |
| Read number one first then number two! |
| 3. What is a cat? 1. Cats do what they want 2. They rarely listen 3.They are totally unpredictable 4. They whine when your not happy 5. When you want to play they want to be alone 6. When you want to be alone they want to play 7. They are moody 8. They leave hair every where 9. They excpect you to cater their every need 10. But they are kinda cute CONCLUSION......... |
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