Lancerumors

The Internet is a great place for rumors. Really. And most of them are really crazy. I have heard three Lance-rumors so far and now I want to say why they are 100% NOT true! But please tell me your opinions and your prooves, I'll put them up here!

1) Why Lance is NOT Ashs father:

I wonder who invented this rumor. It's just crazy. O well, Lance wasn't in the anime so far (look at rumor 3), so he and Ash haven't meet yet, but it is just impossible. Can you imagine, there are tons of fanfictions online which contain this relationship.

Look at Ashs hair color. It's black. His mother has brown hair and Lance has red/purple/orange hair. Now tell me, how can Ash have black hair if Lance is his father?

Look at Lance. He is, well, let's say he is 22 years old. Ash is ten, you know this from the first episode. So if Lance would be the father, he had have an affair with Mrs Ketchum when he was 12 years old! Do you really think this is possible?

2) Why Giovanni is NOT Lances' father:

Another crazy one. When I heard ths first, I nearly fell of my chair. This is even more stupid than the first one!

Ok, I can't tell you if Giovanni was ever in love with a woman, but if this rumor would be true, Lance must look exactly like his mother, I can't find a similarity between Giovanni and Lance.

Now, let's look at Pok�mon Gold and Silver. I don't think that Giovanni raped a woman, so if he is Lances' father, I guess Lance would know that: So why does he helps you at the Lake of Rage? He would fight against the team of his father. And even if Lance woudn't know that Giovanni was Team Rockets boss, the members in the hideout are talking about their former leader the whole time.

Many people think that Drake is Lance (look at rumor 3) and Drake has black (green?) hair. So they think that there is a similarity. But Drake isn't Lance...

3) Why Drake is NOT Lance:

The headline sounds logical? Haha, you can't imagine how many people think that Drake is Lance!

Ok, I have to admit, they renamed Lorelei into Primma. Don't ask me why, but it's 100% sure that Primma and Lorelei are the same person. They look alike and they have the same Pok�mon. No doubt. But the only similarity between Lance and Drake is that they have a Dragonite and maybe the spiky hair. But have you ever seen Lance with a Ditto, a Lapras, a Gengar, an Onix and an Venasaur. Just one Dragonite doesn't mean that they are the same person.

Now, let's look: