Science Jokes

• Special categories
  • Jokes with famous scientists
  • Old scientists never die...
  • Why the chicken crossed the road according to scientists
  • Scientists do it...
  • You might be a scientist if...
  • Famous last words
  • Afterlife
  • Top Reasons
  • How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb
  • Definitions and terms
  • Christmas Science Jokes
• 1. mathematics
  • 1.1 proofs
  • 1.2 statistics and statisticians
  • 1.3 mathematicians
  • 1.4 mathematics poetry
  • 1.5 mathematics quotes
  • 1.6 mathematic puns
  • 1.7 mathematical terms
  • 1.8 mathematical exams
  • 1.9 learning mathematics
  • 1.10 mathematical tests to take
  • 1.11 mathematical equations
  • 1.12 topology
  • 1.13 numbers
  • 1.14 set theory
  • 1.15 functions
• 2. physics
  • 2.1 physics poetry
  • 2.2 physics quotes
  • 2.3 physics puns
  • 2.4 pseudo physics (cat physics, cartoon physics)
  • 2.5 new physical theories
  • 2.6 learning physics
  • 2.7 not learning physics (featuring Heavy Boots)
  • 2.8 physical proofs
  • 2.9 physical one-liners
  • 2.10 quantum mechanics (starring Schroedingers cat!)
  • 2.11 relativity
  • 2.12 measure the height of a building with help of a barometer
  • 2.13 physicists
  • 2.14 astronomy
  • 2.15 electrons
  • 2.16 electro-magnetism and light
  • 2.17 Newtons's laws and classical dynamics
  • 2.18 thermodynamics
  • 2.19 in the lab
  • 2.20 strange but real findings
  • 2.21 the buttered bread on cat problem
• 3. chemistry
  • 3.1 chemistry poetry
  • 3.2 chemistry quotes
  • 3.3 chemical puns
  • 3.4 in the lab
  • 3.5 chemical dictionary
  • 3.6 chemists
  • 3.7 elements
  • 3.8 H20
• 4. biology
  • 4.1 biology poetry
  • 4.2 biology quotes
  • 4.3 biology puns
  • 4.4 cloning
  • 4.5 biochemistry
  • 4.6 evolution
  • 4.7 mice and rats
  • 4.8 cell biology
  • 4.9 bacteria
• 5. earth sciences
• 6. the mathematician, the physicist and the engineer (and others)
  • 6.1 the locked room and the tin can
  • 6.2 fire
• 7. combined sciences
  • 7.1 combined sciences poetry
  • 7.2 compare scientists (using lions, elephants, primes etc.)
  • 7.3 remarkable scientific sayings from school children and students
• 8. academic life
  • 8.1 rules for research
  • 8.2 rules for writing an article
  • 8.3 academic life poetry
  • 8.4 research quotes
  • 8.5 publish and explanation quotes
  • 8.6 In the classroom
  • 8.7 graduate students
  • 8.8 exams
  • 8.9 love life
• 9. miscellany
  • 9.1 poetry
  • 9.2 Einstein quotes
  • 9.3 other quotes
  • 9.4 terms and definitions
  • 9.5 The Nerd test and other tests.
  • 9.6 Murphy's law
  • 9.7 proof methods
• 10. anecdotes about famous scientists
• 11. mnemonics
  • 11.1 mnemonics
  • 11.2 mathematics
  • 11.3 computer science
  • 11.4 physics
  • 11.5 chemistry
  • 11.6 biology and medicine
  • 11.7 earth sciences
  • 11.8 miscellany
• 12. pranks and accidents
  • 12.1 mathematics
  • 12.2 burning metals
  • 12.3 accidents
• 13. sources of science humor on and off the net
  • 13.1 mathematics
  • 13.2 physics
  • 13.3 chemistry
  • 13.4 biology and medicine
  • 13.5 earth sciences
  • 13.6 scientists