I wasn't me

The day began without an ape
they replaced the mirror for a grape
I stumbled downwards through a degree
only to realise...I wasn't me

"Doctor doctor!" (I circled 2 times)
In my nowhere there aint no slimes!
"Clam yourself" the doctor said
"You must see, your socks are dead"

Upon examining my feet worthy corpses
I came in to contact with 2 pastry causes;
Either my jump had been invaded,
or else my lengthwise...degraded.

"The conclusion is this" proclaimed the beast,
"Use masking tape for healthy yeast"
After fixing my seat-ridden green
I had an adventure with ol' Mr. Sheen.