Twelve moonshines

Twelve moonshines ago I ate some moss
Only to discover, at my loss
That there were only 5 monkeys left inside
But everything must have it's own downside.

I stood a rock and hopped on my nose
Only to find that I'd dismantled my toes
And as my shoes fell down the stairs
I found that they had crushed 11 pears

Not only did I go to jail
And trample over an inverted whale
But I got the numbers off my face
And put them back in the wrong place

Now I am a flamingo, floating down the bath
In search for yellow sponge that makes people laugh
If I were to sneeze so quickly with a pogo full of dust
I think that the whole world would completley go BUST

So I did. And it did.