Thanks for visting the Sounds of Smith site. I couldn't host them on Freewebs because I'm not paying for the account. So I'm using good ol' Geocities to host all my recordings. Have fun!
These are the various recordings that my friends, others, and myself have made over the past year. Some are funny, some are me and my guitar, and some are just distorted sounds of insanity that don't mean anything. Never the less, they're all still incredably awesome.
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Tempest

PLEASE NOTE: Just about all of these files are WAV. format, and are pretty large for the short recordings that they are, the largest being 1.5MB. Please allow them time to download or buffer. Also, if you have a Mac, they won't play.

PLEASE NOTE AGAIN!
:For some reason, the Jonathan, Matt, and Devin links arn't working. I'm trying to fix it, so bare with me. Thank you.

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Jonathan, Devin, and Matthew - June 2004


These recordings are of me, and two of my best friends Devin and Matt acting idiodicly and saying inaproriate things, like penis and JAAAYOUUUU! If you don't mind the nonsense, take a listen.


JM
D1 :: The first recording of senslessness. We were all super hyper.
JM
D2 :: The second of the series. As pointless as ever.
JM
D3 :: Take a wild guess...
Devin's Laug
h :: Devin laughed while listening to the recordings, so I recorded it. It's hilarious.
JMD Clap :: We were thinking of doing a talk show, so we recorded a laugh track. Unfortunatly, it sounded more like a group of retards watching Telitubies.

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Jonathan and Andrew - May 2004


Again, more recording of blahage. Only this time, it's me and my buddy Andrew B. Be of the check it outz0rs.

Andrew + M
e1 :: The first klompalation face of swazz. (?)
Andrew + M
e2 :: Us again...

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Classic Sounds of JonRoss - Late 03' to Early 04'

These are the classic sounds that I recorded by myself out of pure boredom. These incredably stupid recordings that make no apparent sense and were incredably funny if you were super hyper, like I always was. Have fun.

It's The Pizza Man! :: Yes, the pizza man. This came from _KNOX_'s The Matrix voiceover. Man, so many memories...
Hey Man, What's Goin' On? :: One day during DARE in 5th grade, me and Matthew had a funny Dare oficer named Mr. Goolsby. He had this really slaggy low voice. While he was pretending he was a drug user approching a kid, he said in his funny voice, "Hey man, what's goin' on?" Matthew could immitate him almost perfectly. This was my attempt.
HOLY CRACKAS! :: There was an episode of Hey Arnold with an old author that hated children. At random times she'd yell "HOLY CRACKERS!". So me and my buddies like to over exaggerate it. This is what it came to be today.
Chipmunk Alfred :: In early 2003, a guy named Legendary Frog released a new flash movie called 'Resident Evil: Flash Edition'. In it, it made fun of how Alfred Ashford, from RE Code Veronica spoke like. Me and Matthew immidiatly fell in love with the Alfred voice, and said it all the time. One day, I said it into the microphone and sped it up a little, and this was what I got.
American Chipmunk :: My sister, Gia, had a stuffed bear that when you pushed it's hand, it would sing 'I'm Proud To Be An American'. I played it all the time to annoy her. Just like above, one day I said it into the microphone, sped it up, and got this.
Sup Guys? :: I don't know what the hell inspired this, but I thought it was freakin' hilarious then.
It's A Meenis! :: Oh Jesus... I think what this was is I was jelous that Dylan could make up awesome words, but I couldn't. So, I made up meenis, a cross between Maloderous Face Patrol and Penis. I know, right? Well, Matthew loved meenis, so he became obsessed with saying meenis is this funny voice, so I followed him in his funny voice saying of meenis. This is what me and Matt sounded like.
Mondostrous :: Me and Matt were bored... lol.


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