Lauren aka Loz Burger
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1) What is your full name:
La ur en
2) Your age:
19 but I'm quite often mistaken for being much MUCH younger....I'm a big kid another words.
3) Hair color:
Lighter shade of brown atm...blame it on the sunshine and the ocean sea.
4) Shoe size:
Can I fone a friend plz?
5) Elasticity factor:
Put it this way....if I were in a bending competition, I bet I could give Barbie a run for her Malibu money. Use to be able to do the splits. Kinda gettin' a bit over ripe in my age these days tho.
6) Number of times you've woken up in a pool of your own vomit:
*LOL* Once...and I swear it'll nevah happen again.
7) Number of times you've woken up in a pool of someone else's vomit:
Ewwwww thats just plain old filthy. If I have, i beg to forget about the incident ever occuring. *shudderz*
8) Are you sexist, racist and/or homophobic?:
Nope....nope and nope. Gay ppl are gonna take over Sid-a-knee one of these days I think. Bummer. Yay lets hear it for the good lookin' gay guys who parade around in itsy bitsy poka dot undies!!!!!.....
9) Are you dumb?:
Is the Pope catholic? *bops brow*
10) Are you considered a freak by other people's standards?:
*goofy grin* Yahuh, but I always strive to take it as a compliment. Freaks are what make the world go round and around and around.
11) Are you proud of this?:
I'm so proud, I plan to call one of my kids FREAK....here little Freak Freak Freak. Come and have some lunch dear. Oh imagine the poor torture's that little d00d would have.
12) Have you ever joined a religious cult?:
Forget about joining....i MADE these cults dammit!!!!
Feel free to sign up to this month's offering cult clubs:
* Willy Wonka's Chocolate Filled Groupies - For those ppl who crave chocolate when there is none in the cupboards at home.
* The Anti-Spam Clam - Dump that can spam...and get ureself some ham woman!!!!!
13) Have you ever put any clothes in the oven to dry them off?:
*LOL @ Johnny* I can only imagine. Can't say that I have, Im too darn lazy for that sort of overwhelming activity.
14) Have you ever put any animals in the oven to dry them off?:
Yahuh....oh shhhhoot which reminds me....I left my goldfish in there for play time...a BIT too long me thinks. *runs to the rescue*
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15) Have you ever put any animals in the oven just for the hell of it?:
Can't say that I have....i'd rather put em in the microwave. At least watching them go round and round and round gives me something to do. And it passes the time something chronically.
16) Do you use Closed Captioning?:
*grabs her Macca dictionary* Hmmm not in there.....I'll use up a life line here and take 50/50 thanks Eddie.
16a) If so, do you actually need to use Closed Captioning?:
17) If a tree fell in the forest, would anybody hear it?:
Well if ure standing within falling distance of it...I should hope so! Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
18) How about a train?:
If you can't hear a train, ure bound to smell it...*mmmmmmmmmm* they smell almost as good as taxi's.
19) How about a large apartment complex?:
If you can't hear one of these falling, u must have some serious issues to deal with. *nodz*
20) If you suddenly realized that everyone in the world *IS* in fact out to get you, what would you do?:
Prepare myself for some serious butt wedging.
21) How do you find the world?:
Somewhat intruiging...but othertimes, just down right super freaky. Thats when I hit the high life in Loz's Happy Place.
22) The worst song. (Include name, group and album if possible):
Take a number, I don't have enuff fingers, eyes, toes, shoes and clothes to count how many songs shouldn't be classified as music...let alone go on HMV shelves.
23) The best song. (Include name, group and album if possible.):
I got pleeeeeeeeenty of hot songs that get me going. But atm I have a mega thing for Placebo again...heheheh Every You Every Me brings back so many memories. How can I not resist temptation?
24) If you're abducted by aliens, what should you do?:
Spot the cutest one and see how long it takes to get onto him of course. Duh fred!
25) When you're attending a preview for a new Star Trek movie and a Trekkie stands up and begins proclaiming his love for said movie, what is the proper thing to yell at him?:
Forget about the lost case, I'd be wondering what the fark I am doing at a Star Trek movie premiere in the first place. Sheesh!!!!
26) The proper line to say just before killing someone would be:
"Im dying and the only cure for my disease is for me to kill you"....or if ure too lazy for that...just simply say..."It's for your own good"
27) You've just gotten blurrily drunk.. What do you do?:
Hit the karaoke bar and podiums. Hey who needs to be drunk to get up there in the first place???
28) If God suddenly and dramatically appeared in your living room and told you he'd answer any question, what would you ask?:
"Wanna beer????"
29) You're rendered invisible by a shifty government experiment, what do ya do:
Hit the changing rooms at the SCG. Get my drift? *nudge nudge*
30) Do any of these questions sound familiar to you?:
Do any of these answers sound familiar to you?  Ohhh...how I love answering a question with a question. Only so many can do that!
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