Painting rooms sucks, you have to move furniture then move it back for one
thing, so the actual work for doing such would be 0. (remembering back to
physics classes that work is relative to the displacement of the chair) So
aside from all the heavy lifting and labor of moving furniture you get to
the 'actual work'. This consists first of removing all the damn wall plugs
which invariably have been painted over by the last few morons to have come
through slathering horrid hot pink and fluorescent green colors everywhere,
mostly the carpet the trim and the wall sockets, tho through some curse
have gotten the walls roughly the same wretched color of green.
So after prying the filthy wall fixtures off you get to paint the ceiling,
ceiling painting is also known as 'the suck' several people would rather be
punched in the balls repeatedly then paint the ceiling, although they claim
that this is cause they have amazing roided nutsacks that are incapable of
causing them pain, and continue to boast of their prowess that if women
even wander within 50 feet of them they run the risk of being
impregnated... thats of course beside the pt, the pt is painting the
ceiling sucks, cause its above your head, and if you are midget you have to
stand on something, which can lead to people falling over... and when you
consider paint being involved you have several stooges shorts.
After painting the ceiling you are now of course faced with the task of
painting the wall a different color. Why walls and ceilings need this
friction of color shift i don't know, perhaps the lead ghey guy from the
home and garden channel many moons ago waved his limp wrists in whimsey and
proclaimed 'girls girls girls, we just cant allow walls and ceilings to be
the same color' in a effeminate lisp, and decreed not only can they not be
the same color it cant look like a bunch of 12 year olds with paintball
guns did the transition, (who later played grabass with Mr limpwrist) (ie
you must have straight lines) which leads to painters tape a most hideous
concoction of the same limp wristed bastard listed above. Pretty much tape
has a straight edge and if you could somehow apply it to the edge of the
ceiling and wall you could achieve some sort of Zen like paintedness
straight lines (wouldn't bent lines create a rolling wave like motion that
could make you seasick as you enter your twisted blue green room?) OK maybe
a straight line between ceiling and wall is a good thing.
So summation painting BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD porn goooooooooooood! (that is my
message and its all in there, if you missed something read it again)
MMJ says. 'There is no greater feeling then walking into you bedroom with a
wonderful new creme colored walls, and bone white ceiling, it makes me want
to pray'
MSBNGJ says, 'The room could probably use some curtains and drapes for
those windows, mini blinds are sooo 1983.'
MAJ says after sniffing paint fumes for 7 hrs, 'Yeah but how do you think i
got creme colored walls, that is not paint, and boy am i tired.'
RJ says, 'Painting is a waste of time it doesn't look THAT much better in
here'