Anyways this came up awhile back and some of you have already read it and voiced your displeasure/chagrin/mockery of my lack of a tweet tweet nub life, but it has be recaptured and digitly remastered in its entirety for your enjoyment.
//I once read this quote
Quote:
No, but it never hurts to trust someone you love.
/Quote:
//and responded with
Hehe I bust a gut on that one, you must be
A. Ignant
B. illiterate
C. Naive
D: all of the above
There are so many books, movies, and even real life experiences that say you shouldnt, heck even I, have an experience with that which has left me emotionally scarred, even to this day.
I once trusted the one I loved, and it left me heartbroken and alone, and with nothing to put on my waffles.
In my younger days I loved an older woman, I can say that now, I truely loved Mrs Butterworth, she always gave me such sweet sweet sugar, it woke me up and was usually the highlight of my day, she gave me that sweet sugar whenever I wanted, usually late at nite after a long day of crackin, she said it 'would last forever..'
Well it didnt, one nite I came down, hungry, hungry for sweet sweet lovin, i got ready in the usual way makin sure I had lots of batter, ready for her to top my entire load, but sadly she was gone, apperantly she had blown her top in the microwave leaving me sticky and alone.... I havent loved ever again, not since that tragic day. And cleaning up a microwave is a bitch.
- Jake 'Sticky Pants' Davenport