Mr Moral Jake(MMJ): this is the whiney person in me who says you shouldnt do this that the other thing, and for the love of god put down that bea arthur picture while you do that, youll go blind 2x as fast as usual.. pretty much a pussy
Mr Angry Angry Jake (MAJ): is summoned by combining regular jake with beer
Mr Sensitive (yet not ghey) Jake (MSBNGJ): This is the guy who will ford a rushing river of blood to bring you tea to make your day better. (only mint and lemon atm, im not ghey enough to realize their are other flavors)
Regular Jake (RJ): Rude, disturbed, twisted, sick little monkey who helps me make all the major decisions. Why? because hes damn regular, like clockwork every day, he must eat alot of prunes, ruffage, and fiber.
Why the multiple personalities, well for one to help establish an alibi for later, 2 to help people understand while why i might say some of the things i do. For the most part regular jake is in control and annoying people, but the others do make apperances and take their shot at being on top of the soapbox. So to help everyone follow my wild inane rambling i denote shifts in speaker. Some people have tried relating them to ego super ego and id, but these people need to mind their own damn business.. so without much more crap we procede to the ahhh other crap.
From there we move on to my rating scale its based 0 - 5 (hooray for indexing from 0 and screw indexing from 1)
0 :: this sucks ass, a group of the homeless who yell and scream at clouds could of done a better job, i coulda been gargling acid, or sticking various appendages in electrical outlets, or sticking shards of glass into my eyes, rarely if ever will any game I play/demo or movie/show I'll watch is deserving of this low grade, these kinds of movies/shows/games are recommended only to those I'd like to see beaten by the hulk wielding a chevy nova and a skylark.
1 :: this is anything i couldnt have done better myself with one hand while thinking about yogurt bubbling out of my navel and chewing gum, so this is pretty damn low quality, deserving an A for effort but an F cause it totally sucks nads and not in the good prostitute kinda way, I recommend these things to friends who I want to play practical jokes on, but add on an idea/thought/subplot that isnt in the movie/game that will intrigue them enough to ignore all the bad reviews they have heard about it.
2 :: this is a passable, average, and pretty much the half assed job I expect out of Hollywood, Silicon valley, etc. Generally this is a carbon copy, flavor of the month kind of thing, any black white cop hook up not named beverly hills cop gets this kind of grade. I recommend these kinds of things to people I dont really like but still talk to me for some reason.
3 :: this is good, meaning I am glad I actually watched/played the durn thing, very few things make the leap from 2 to 3. I recommend things that rate a 3 or better to friends I want to keep or get into their panties, you guys know who you are.
4 :: This is an great epic kinda film/game/show that has it all, humor, action, things blowing up, drama, shiny things etc, pretty much I AM ENTERTAINED (thanx Maximus)
5 :: This is the golden example which all other things will be compared to, so I figure two hot lesbians going at it or something similar, pretty much anything that will stop me in my tracks and drool like an idiot (which I am told is not that hard to do, but so few games movies or friends ever get it :) making me say 'this is the greatest thing since Rebecca Romijn invented TV'.