Greetings Humans, and sub species of humans who have developed the ability to communicate with me through the vulcan mind melt. Who taught you crazy primates the vulcan mind melt anywho? I guess its better then that stupid thing that people from mork used right?
Anywho here on my second day they have allowed me to sit in a real live (or perhaps dead) cubicle of my very own. Well I suppose with any claim of having ones 'own' cubicle needs alot of additional info. Basically I get one who wall to call my very own, it doesnt keep predators or passers bye out, nor shield me from the elements of management, but someone it makes me feel like ive been tucked into a special pocket in the basement of hell. Ill try to get a photo as soon as it becomes feasible. I guess I do have a couple of drawers with a cabinet for my personal affects (reminder: get personal affects for office, people are wary of drifters).
Here at IBM (Imperial Butler Monkeys) they have extensive training sessions in powerpoint and word,in which tedium and redunancy are explained in great detail. I never would of thought to take the time to write 3 or so pages on the differances between a rj45 jack and a phone jack, or that an ethernet card might be more commonly called a NIC.. /sigh maybe later they will explain to me why 1 nickel has more value then 2 pennies, after all 2 is more then 1?
But my hope is that eventually it willy supply enough money to bring my computer up to par and rock the moon of phobos long into the evening, or get laid. Either way I got alot of office supplies to steal.