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MODIFICATIONS |
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Here's a picture of the guitar I will be using to make the Joe Stump Shred Machine. |
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OK here's the unmodified shred pump. |
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Step One: add some shred-tastic grass to the top o' the guitar. |
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Step Two: smack some thorns on the side in case you need to do some REAL shredding! GROWL! |
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Step Three: the tree of pain. simple, yet so amazingly complex. |
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Step Four: cut a nice sized hole under the strings and attatch some kickass puppet. |
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Like so. Now Rock On. |
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Oh oh oh! new addition to the design. I removed the guitar company's label and wrote Shredometer. Continue down the page to see why ... |
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In the back of the neck I'm gonna install a thermometer, or Shredometer. With this you can check the level of your shred whilst shredding. See, if your shred level gets too high, you can let some monster fucking chord ring out and jam your hand into the puppet and just let that shit ride. Shit, son. |
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