| "Just make sure you block your throat so you don't swallow" -Mel |
| "I moved my finger like a quarter of an inch and she went nuts" -Craig |
| "Kinda stiff, not really, pretty clean" -Dan |
| "Look, I can swallow on command!" -Megan |
| "To me and my fucking injuries!" -Mel "But how did you get those injusries while fucking?" -Jay |
| "There's a difference between a front wedgie and a back wedgie" -Megan |
| "I was bored, she came down, so I played" -Chris |
| "So he's a spitter!" -Mel |
| "You, drink for having trouble swallowing!" -Dan |
| "If you fill a Britta with piss, will it come out clear?" -Mel |
| "I've been having cramps every morning" -Josh |
| "I have something to do with my hands" -Craig |
| "Let me take care of this for ya!" -Megan |
| "Wow that was a good one, was that two hands?" -Megan |
| "I don't want to have to hear her complain about how much her butt hurts" -Craig |
| "Indirectly French-kissing with jell-o" -Mel |
| I had to do it in incriments, mine is too thick" -Mel |
| "Who did I sleep with last time I was here?" -Margot |
| "I can't get it back in, it won't fit!" -Margot |
| "I'm a sucker not a biter" -Megan |
| "Lips, not teeth!" -Chris |
| "Admission to this room should be one chick" -Megan |
| "Everything tastes better out of a nipple" -Megan |
| "Might have to widen the hole for her" -Chris |
| "Yah, I was hungry so I ate all the meat" -Mel |
| "Do you see anything that sticks out?" -Michelle |
| "D'oh! Shoulda told Craig I wanted to raid his peaches" -Megan |
| "Damn, I put a lot on because I thought it was yours" -Mel |
| "You're not allowed to put your mouth on that" -Mel |
| "My tongue can reach the hard-to-reach places" -Heather |
| "I'm not used to it this thick" -Mel |
| "Wow that was scary...do it again!" -? |
| "My fingers all smell yummy now!" -Paula |
| ...and still more quotes... |
| "Did you like the Woody's?" -Megan |
| "Sometimes I like to play with my underwear" -Megan |
| "If it's hard it's good" -Megan |
| "You poked me, so I get to poke you" -Dan |
| "And this bed has posts to cuff you to!" -Dan |
| "I'm in food mode...food overruns sex, unless you can incorporate it into sex." -Craig |
| "Anything born with a vagina is inherantly evil" -Meg |
| "Spread the word - down with pants!" -Meg |
| "Life is short, fuck hard!" -Meg |
| "So I'll be smoking your ass tonight, huh?" -Dan |
| "Try all you want, but you're not going to get to poke me" - Dan |
| "Give it to me! Give..it..to..me! Damn, these things are to heavy! I can't even pick them up!" -Meg |
| "It's too big, I'm not used to it!" -Paula |
| "I didn't know that was your name, I just knew you were the girl who hung out here" -Kim |
| "So are you going to blow in or blow out?" -Geoff |
| "I would kiss you, but I'd need more to drink first" -Margot |
| "If I was that flexible I'd be a very happy woman!" -Meg Vogt |
| "I just need an orgasm...do you think it will help me concentrate? -Leslie |
| "Everytime I get on this damn thing, it's impossible to get off" -Leslie |