9. Cover your arms in counterfeit rollex watches.
8. Don't paint your fingernails.
7. Detatch yourself from roleplaying in general. The ladies don't care if you have a level 98 high elf spellcaster, with a +25 staff of Albion.
6. Don't laugh at the number 69. It shows you'r weak in the ways of the sexy talk.
5. Telling her you have the complete Garfield on DVD is not a good pick-up line.
4. Drawing pictures of dragons on your arm with a Sharpie during a romantic evening is a no-no
3. Don't prematurely ejaculate when she spills cofee on your pants.
2. Hacker jargon is not good pillow talk. Like don't tell her "7I-I47 s3>< w4s 1337" which means "that sex was almost as good as mamas meatloaf!"
1. Concluding from number 2, don't talk about your mamma.