Let us Awaken your Five/Six Senses to Bring Every Last One of your Fantasies, Comforts & Pleasures into Reality...
Relax, Excite, Unwind.
Luxuriate, Heal, & Rebalance yourself with our In-House/In-Home/In-Hotel Pleasure Services...
Full or Partial Body Massage,
Sensual Touch,
Lavender Scented Salt Baths,
Candlelight,
Essential Oils & Lotion Anointments,
Succulent Organic Breakfast, Lunch, Tea, Snack &/or Dinner in Bed,
Silence,
Soothing Melodies,
Quiet Companionship or Wild Conversation,
Adult Pleasures or Childhood Fun,
Playful Karaoke or Twister,
Meditation,
Footrubs,
Light Cleaning,
Laughter,
Lullabies,
Cuddling,
Hair Brushing,
Preparing your Favorite Meal,
Handfeeding you,
Help with an Unfinished Project,
Plying you with Soup & Homeopathics when You're Feeling Under the Weather,
High Spirits,
Warm Cookies & Milk,
Bedtime Stories,
Role-Playing,
Wise Advice,
Energetic Healing...
Awaken to a Clean, Organized Mind, Body, Spirit & Home.
The adventure's yours to commandeer.
This dynamic couple dances to your drum & flows with your (most) every whim.
Our Job? To Get you Feeling Reset, Fulfilled & Groooovy, Through & Through, Head to Toe, Brain to Heart. Your Job? To Unfurl into Every Last Drop, Breathe Deeply, Sigh Long & Enjoy Thoroughly.
We're the convenience of a concierge, the tranquility of a spa, the excitement of your manifest fantasies, the comfort of a caregiver/parent, the warmth & fun of a close friend, the wisdom of a healer, the enjoyment of a personal chef, the helping hands of both maid & personal assistant, the relaxation of a vacation or a meditation retreat & the sensuality of a lover... All rolled up into one attractive, lush, & delicious package that will leave you delirious, grinning with languor & delight.
All Fun Comes Delivered by Two Lovely People (an attractive, loving & good natured female/male couple) & Four Caring Hands; Everything's Sprinkled with the Utmost in Warm Kindness, Fun Freshness, Professionalism, Class, Compassion, Respect, Holistic Health, Playfulness, Mother's Milk, Gentleness, Sensitivity, Intuition, Sexiness & Sensuality.
All this, in the safe, secure, non-threatening location of your designation (((Within the Greater LA, Ca. Area))).
HOURLY RATES:
$250/Hr. for the 1st 1-2 Hours.
$200/Hr. for 3+ Hours.
(((Any additional person may incur a $100/Hr. fee addendum.)))
These are largely All-Inclusive Rates...
Though certain by-request services may merit an additional charge.
E-MAIL US... @ [email protected],
in as much detail as possible
(((*Though with open-ended requests we'll happily & creatively fill in the blanks)))
with Your Unique Version of:
1/ the Details of Your Needs & Requirements... the "Flavor of your Fantasies."
[[[*Remember: This is YOUR Fantasy. The more information with which you provide us, the better may we pleasure you.]]]
2/ the Reason for Your Request
3/ the Desired Services
(((Most of our appointments encompass some variation on a general Bath/Massage/Meal/Relaxation theme.)))
4/ the Desired Appointment Time & Duration
We'll respond to you, within 24 Hours, with the specific tally of fees, & a confirmation of your appointment/requested dates & times.
Give yourself, or one you love, this most memorable gift.
*Singles & Couples Welcomed.
*All Ages, Sexes, Orientations & Ethnicities Welcomed.
*An Itemized List of Services/Bright Ideas & Fantasy Scenarios is Available Upon Request.
*Serious Inquiries Only.
All Our Best,
Cali & Charles.
[email protected]
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*Please Note:
Our intention is to help you feel very relaxed, pampered, & balanced, devoid of tension & worry - at last, full of recharged energy. We engender this via a full-spectrum of sensual stimulation, mental redirection, & relaxation; while our techniques involve a maximum of sensuality - along with what most people experience as a tinge of sexiness - we do not directly pleasure our customers with sexual services.
We encourage you, as our client, to orient your focus on & place your trust in the multitudes of physical & emotional sensations; not only is this the fashion in which balance comes most easily bidden, we find the majority of our customers developing a deeper & as yet, unexperienced level of fulfillment & satisfaction by giving themselves over to the simple yet uncommon, rare yet paramount sensations provided by one's Five (((for some, 6))) senses.
"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
"Get pleasure out of life... As much as you can. Nobody every died from pleasure."
Sol Hurok
"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking."
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
"I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex."
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
"It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self."
Agnes Repplier (1855 - 1950)
"Partake of some of life's sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself."
Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine
"The pleasure of love is in loving."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
"Pleasure and love are the pinions of great deeds."
Charles Fox (1749 - 1806)
"Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily."
Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC), from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
